Song Parodies -> What Pile Is This?
| Original Song Title: | "What Child Is This?" |
| Original Performer: | Traditonal |
| Parody Song Title: | "What Pile Is This?" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Seems to always happen, one minute the room is neat and orderly... the next all Hell breaks loose!!!
What pile is this?
This Christmas mess
These paper wads are heaping
Room once was neat
Now rats retreat
A cockroach army's creeping
Sick, Sick
Our Christmas tree
Knocked off the stand
And fire gleams
Waste, Waste
I'm simply awed
A raid
Is much less scary
So pack incense
Vacuum this dirt
Some dusting might just make prim
Just clean the scene
Of red and green
When scrubbing starts
It's shown trim
Rinse, rinse
The sponge till dry
The dirt that clings
Can't say "Goodbye"
Oy, Oy
It's strife this morn
The day I'm, Christmas, Mourning!!!!
This Christmas mess
These paper wads are heaping
Room once was neat
Now rats retreat
A cockroach army's creeping
Sick, Sick
Our Christmas tree
Knocked off the stand
And fire gleams
Waste, Waste
I'm simply awed
A raid
Is much less scary
So pack incense
Vacuum this dirt
Some dusting might just make prim
Just clean the scene
Of red and green
When scrubbing starts
It's shown trim
Rinse, rinse
The sponge till dry
The dirt that clings
Can't say "Goodbye"
Oy, Oy
It's strife this morn
The day I'm, Christmas, Mourning!!!!
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This ruled, 5s
heaps o' fun
I was expecting something to do with walking where dogs have been, but this was more topical. Sorry for piling on three more Fives.
I liked it but you spelled Traditional wrong. Apparently you forgot the second "i"...tisk tisk tisk.
Truer words were never parodied
I also had the thought of "the ultimate party pooper." Bet you needed FIVE garbage bags to take care of it all!
Very good work here Michael, although I was hopeing to get a break from Christmas Parodies, I guess this was submitted on Christmas--so all is well-555
Dave, the name is Matthias... As for the rest o' you guys fleiz navidad
555
The clean up was always my job. i can relate - 555.
I DKTOS, but I still liked this parody. Funny, because it's true.
I liked this Tradishunull parody very much.
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