Song Parodies -> My 12 Tours Of Vietnam
| Original Song Title: | "The 12 Days Of Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Traditonal |
| Parody Song Title: | "My 12 Tours Of Vietnam" |
| Parody Written by: | Gregory Sweetapple 2 |
My first tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
a rank of leutenant commander.
My second tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
2 frag grenades,
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My third tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades,
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My fourth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades,
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My fifth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
5 sound suppressors,
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My sixth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My seventh tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My eighth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My ninth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My tenth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
10 armoured helmets,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My eleventh tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
11 led bullets,
10 armoured helmets,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My twelth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
12 men to lead,
11 led bullets,
10 armoured helmets,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
a rank of leutenant commander.
My second tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
2 frag grenades,
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My third tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades,
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My fourth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades,
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My fifth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
5 sound suppressors,
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My sixth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My seventh tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My eighth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My ninth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My tenth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
10 armoured helmets,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My eleventh tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
11 led bullets,
10 armoured helmets,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
My twelth tour of Vietnam my sergeant gave to me,
12 men to lead,
11 led bullets,
10 armoured helmets,
9 camoflauge suits,
8 heroine packs,
7 cigarettes,
6 ration packs,
5 sound suppressors
4 scilenced sidearms,
3 machine guns,
2 frag grenades.
and the rank of leutenant commander.
This is a long song.
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...is how the woid is spelled. I like this any way, so i will give you a 5_5_5.
I dunno, this traditIonal song lacked overall humor.
This tradishunull song parody was well paced but lacked overall humour.
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