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Song Parodies -> "Jordan's Ballad"

Original Song Title:

"Wayfaring Stranger"

Original Performer:

Traditional - many versions

Parody Song Title:

"Jordan's Ballad"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

'OK' is a rubbish trash gossip magazine in the UK
A plastic woman, there's nothing stranger
Passing through, synthetic bone
I am a sick silicone ranger,
In gel like lands I choose to go,,,,

I'll get them done, to curse my mother
With lots of foam & some whale bone
I am just me, call me Jordan
Im also Katie but noone's home.....

I know dark bags, will hang beneath me
I get my surgeon with his shears
What beholden charms, do you see in me?
De-human-ised, I weep fake tears. . . .

You're going home to see your girlfriend
I'm gonna moan, get on the phone
I'll ring 'OK' with my story
I'll tell each rag, I'm theirs alone

Botox me now, inject that phial
My form would melt beneath the sun
I don't believe in self-denial
Knife enters me as more work's done

But nothing's fun, no sense nor flavour
When you are plastic, full of foam
I am just me, call me Jordan
I'll ring 'OK' my second home....

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lucidlupin - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
....on reflection I should have called this 'Silicone Ranger' ;)
TJC - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't know the OS, and this appears to have depressingly heavy under-n-overtones---(you had me in stitches) but love your writing style/vocab choices/pacing.
Christie Marie M - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
When I think of silicon, I think of Pamela Anderson. When I think of Botox, Nancy Pelosi comes to my mind! Very executed parody, Lucid (or would you prefer Jordan)? Here's 5 face lifts, 5 rhinoplasties, and 5 collagen injections.
TJC - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
PS: A big LOL re your comment to Rob H's 'YMCA' parody!
alvin - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
scary and funny at the same time

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