Are you feeling king-like with a drunken power?
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?
Are you stooled at Clancy's during happy hour?
Are you smashed with the Bud, Like I am?

Refrain

Are you smashed with the Bud,
Brimmed with cold foaming Bud, Like I am
Are your garments spotted, soaked, and hanging low?
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Do you sneak blurred glances at the barmaid's breast
As he looks other way, husband, Sam..
Have to crawl or stagger to the room marked, "Rest"?
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Refrain

When your pissed old woman calls you on the phone
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?
Will you have the barkeep say you're not here stoned,
Not all smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Refrain

Will you fish your keys out when it's closing call
Though you're smashed with the Bud, like I am?
Will you lose your license, DUI and all,
'Cause you're smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Are you smashed with the Bud,
Brimmed with cold foaming Bud, like I am?
Are you sober sorry, to the AA go,
No more smashed with the Bud, like I am?

No more smashed with the Bud, like I am...