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Song Parodies -> "Are You Smashed With The Bud, Like I Am"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Washed In the Blood Of The Lamb"

Original Performer:

Traditional Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Smashed With The Bud, Like I Am"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The Drinker's Hymn:
Are you feeling king-like with a drunken power?
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?
Are you stooled at Clancy's during happy hour?
Are you smashed with the Bud, Like I am?

Refrain

Are you smashed with the Bud,
Brimmed with cold foaming Bud, Like I am
Are your garments spotted, soaked, and hanging low?
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Do you sneak blurred glances at the barmaid's breast
As he looks other way, husband, Sam..
Have to crawl or stagger to the room marked, "Rest"?
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Refrain

When your pissed old woman calls you on the phone
Are you smashed with the Bud, like I am?
Will you have the barkeep say you're not here stoned,
Not all smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Refrain

Will you fish your keys out when it's closing call
Though you're smashed with the Bud, like I am?
Will you lose your license, DUI and all,
'Cause you're smashed with the Bud, like I am?

Are you smashed with the Bud,
Brimmed with cold foaming Bud, like I am?
Are you sober sorry, to the AA go,
No more smashed with the Bud, like I am?

No more smashed with the Bud, like I am...

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Stan Hall - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Hic, hic, hooray (x5)
Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm exhausted from laughing so hard. You might even say I'm Busched. (Which is better than being Bushed, by a long shot, especially considering the "dry drunk" in the White House.)
Invisible Boy - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job AFW. One of the better "drunk" parodies this week. I've always felt that naming the beer "Bud" was pure genius. No matter how drunk you are, you can still blurt-out "BUD". (try that with Haffenreffer)
alvin - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
funny stuff...especially the 'garments" line
John Barry - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
An oldie Bud goodie. Title of the day.
UnKnownVotress - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Lusting for the bottle ? Sir L'Air du Farce, ~Duke o' Mash ~
AFW - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented
MrMacphisto - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL... one of today's best...

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