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Song Parodies -> "The Traitor Volunteers"

Original Song Title:

"The New York Volunteer"

Original Performer:

Traditional Civil War Song

Parody Song Title:

"The Traitor Volunteers"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

To prove that leftards are incapable of reason, thought, or even good humor, you need only to look at how well they handle Islamofascists; obviously, judging by their groveling before terrorist advocate group CAIR, they can't handle them at all. That's because, in addition (or subtraction) to everything else they lack, all leftards have a spine deficit. In addition to being spineless, some of them are such losers that they're already sucking up to the terrorists right here, thinking (ever so stupidly) that if only they hand the rest of us over to the monster their cowardice spawned, that monster will spare them. They are deluded.
'Twas in the days of aught-and-of-six
When leftards joined the cause
To fight for Muslim terrorists
Against our country's laws.
'Twas from the leftards that the knives
In our backs did appear,
For they're evil and they're murderers,
The traitor volunteers.

It is for hate and spite
Leftards unite
To be traitor volunteers...
Traitor volunteers.

Now, there's the leftard regiment,
Just see what they have done:
They screamed and cried and dragged their feet
All over Washington
To obstruct the right-and-true President
Whom they hate and they fear,
Leftards lie and smear him cravenly,
Those traitor volunteers!

Yes, because Bush is right,
They're filled with fright,
All those traitor volunteers...
Traitor volunteers.

The lying lamestream media
Like every leftard whore,
Will hide and cover up the truth
to undermine our War,
But those pacifascist regiments
Will soon weep bloody tears,
For the flames will seer through their pretense,
And traitor volunteers.

They will all burn alive
With all their jive
All the traitor volunteers...
Traitor volunteers.
That bit about the flames, by the way, is intended both literally and figuratively. European leftards are already in immediate danger from the Islamofascists they coddle while venting their old racist Nazi sentiments against Israel. The leftards here in the Americas (North and South), for their part, are just as blind and cowardly and racist, and will soon find themselves in the same fix as their Old World counterparts. The leftard fools so insane with hatred that they even praised war-mongering dictator Hugo Chavez for his Satanic and hypocritical slanders against Bush will soon learn the true meanings of the words "massacre," "torture," "cruelty," "oppression," and "dictatorship" from their new Muslim masters as they die slowly and painfully before facing the even harsher eternal justice that awaits them in the afterlife.

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