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Song Parodies -> "O Krispy Kreme"

Original Song Title:

"O Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"O Krispy Kreme"

Parody Written by:

MuDdLe

The Lyrics

It's a southern thang.
O KRISPY KREME

(To the Tune of O Tannenbaum)

O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
How beautiful your icing
My palate you do satiate
I'll order three...No make that eight!
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.

O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
It's more than predilection
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
It's physical addiction
I can't control my appetite
I long for just another bite
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.

O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're full of carbohydrates
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
I've lost control of my weight
I view the mirror with disgust
Look like a hippopotamus
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.

O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
I've grown beyond proportion
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
My shorts require contortion
Obesity's my middle name
And I know where to pin the blame
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 25

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David Chrenko - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Mark. I give you very phat 5's.
Adagio - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one...:D Make it Dunkin' Donuts instead (yea, they're n the South)
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't be hoardin' them doughnuts...or should that be "Horton"?
Tim Hall - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Krispy Kremes are in almost every major Las Vegas casino. My favorites are the crullers and Pumpkin Spice cake donuts
Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Sweet! 5's
Mark L - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Trouble is, you always think of more lyrics after you've submitted. How about: A visit to your bakery Is like aromatherapy..... O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme We worship and adore thee O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme BE near us we implore thee The reverence that we have for thee Borders on idolatry O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme We worship and adore thee
Guy - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
What a co-inkydink. The boss brought some it this morning for us and I just finished one of those iced ones. The flavor lingers on my palette as I write this. Good job. 5 dunks.
Leah Lockhart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job. I'm hungry.
Spaff.com - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
A few years ago, the KK opened a store about an hour away - the first one in the state. People actually drove the hour and then waited a half-hour in line to get the stuff. Can't say I blame 'em - I never liked glazed till I met the KK. Sweet parody.
AussieBullDog - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! Fives, mate.
Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Why do sugar, lard and flour taste soooooooo, good!
Craig Shaffer - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
My kind of humor! When does the CD come out? If you can't get a laugh out of this, you are not very jolly! Merry Christmas!
Duckie - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
It was allright
Tashduce2 - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
One of those parodies that you can really sink your teeth into. Great rhyming and a clever twist on the title. 5-5-5, a hole-in-one! (my I am witty)
Git Real - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Is this my Muddling friend Mark?
PointDefiance, Wa - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I know a girl named Leah Lockhart. She was my friend in my school in first grade, which was 2005-2006
Alpha Skua - October 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Donuts are better then Grapefruit and cottage cheese and especialy Grapefuit which is awful

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