Song Parodies -> O Krispy Kreme
| Original Song Title: | "O Christmas Tree" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional Christmas |
| Parody Song Title: | "O Krispy Kreme" |
| Parody Written by: | MuDdLe |
It's a southern thang.
O KRISPY KREME
(To the Tune of O Tannenbaum)
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
How beautiful your icing
My palate you do satiate
I'll order three...No make that eight!
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
It's more than predilection
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
It's physical addiction
I can't control my appetite
I long for just another bite
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're full of carbohydrates
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
I've lost control of my weight
I view the mirror with disgust
Look like a hippopotamus
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
I've grown beyond proportion
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
My shorts require contortion
Obesity's my middle name
And I know where to pin the blame
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
(To the Tune of O Tannenbaum)
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
How beautiful your icing
My palate you do satiate
I'll order three...No make that eight!
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
It's more than predilection
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
It's physical addiction
I can't control my appetite
I long for just another bite
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're full of carbohydrates
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
I've lost control of my weight
I view the mirror with disgust
Look like a hippopotamus
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
I've grown beyond proportion
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
My shorts require contortion
Obesity's my middle name
And I know where to pin the blame
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme
You're lovely and enticing.
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Excellent parody, Mark. I give you very phat 5's.
Good one...:D Make it Dunkin' Donuts instead (yea, they're n the South)
Don't be hoardin' them doughnuts...or should that be "Horton"?
Krispy Kremes are in almost every major Las Vegas casino. My favorites are the crullers and Pumpkin Spice cake donuts
Sweet! 5's
Trouble is, you always think of more lyrics after you've submitted. How about: A visit to your bakery Is like aromatherapy..... O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme We worship and adore thee O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme BE near us we implore thee The reverence that we have for thee Borders on idolatry O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme We worship and adore thee
What a co-inkydink. The boss brought some it this morning for us and I just finished one of those iced ones. The flavor lingers on my palette as I write this. Good job. 5 dunks.
Good job. I'm hungry.
A few years ago, the KK opened a store about an hour away - the first one in the state. People actually drove the hour and then waited a half-hour in line to get the stuff. Can't say I blame 'em - I never liked glazed till I met the KK. Sweet parody.
Great job! Fives, mate.
Why do sugar, lard and flour taste soooooooo, good!
My kind of humor! When does the CD come out? If you can't get a laugh out of this, you are not very jolly! Merry Christmas!
It was allright
Loved it!
One of those parodies that you can really sink your teeth into. Great rhyming and a clever twist on the title. 5-5-5, a hole-in-one! (my I am witty)
Is this my Muddling friend Mark?
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