Song Parodies -> A Weigh In The Bathroom
| Original Song Title: | "Away In A Manger" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional Chrismas song |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Weigh In The Bathroom" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
A Weigh In The Bathroom,
I stepped on the scale
The number that rolled up,
It made me turn pale
My first inclination,
A gun to my head
Perhaps that's too drastic,
I'll diet instead
So, back from the Health store
I come with low carb
Determined to shed pounds,
With help from wife, Barb
Two weeks of hard work-outs,
And starved on my ass
The scale in the bathroom,
I happen to pass...
I anxiously step up,
But when I look down
Horror of horrors,
I just lost one pound!
To Hell with the diet,
I ate a whole cake..
And A Weigh In The Bathroom,
I no longer take....
I stepped on the scale
The number that rolled up,
It made me turn pale
My first inclination,
A gun to my head
Perhaps that's too drastic,
I'll diet instead
So, back from the Health store
I come with low carb
Determined to shed pounds,
With help from wife, Barb
Two weeks of hard work-outs,
And starved on my ass
The scale in the bathroom,
I happen to pass...
I anxiously step up,
But when I look down
Horror of horrors,
I just lost one pound!
To Hell with the diet,
I ate a whole cake..
And A Weigh In The Bathroom,
I no longer take....
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This weighed heavily on my funny bone. I love it! (And can totally relate...)
This parody is especially funny since a manger is a feeding-trough!
time to get fattened up for the holidays...5s
Funny and true. And if I knew who the person who voted 2-2-2 on this parody was, I'd sit on him/her.
Thanks, Ash, Johnny....Manger, your're right..Altho, I must admit I didn't think of the connection at the time of concoction..thanks Alvin,and Olvan....thanks for moral support against, Mister Two...
Simple, but..er..weighty! 555
You're channelling me here AFW - very spooky - and you're right, a cake is the only solution - 555
Thanks also to Kristof and Stuart..
555 tons of fun, Airfarce...happy holidays!
Thanks Ingeborg...and Happy Holidays to you....and to all those affiliated with Am I Right
In a way I did manage to give you a 5!
I've re- and I've re-read this and nowhere do I pick up that you're going on holidays AFW, but that won't stop me from wishing you happy ones :-) (where am I going wrong?)
Well done! Worth the weight!
Late thanks to Jeff and Tim
Don't like the cheap shots at someones very religious themes
Good one AFW - Ive just written 2 parodies to this song - co-incidentally one with the same title... I hadn't seen your before I wrote mine!
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