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Song Parodies -> "Bin Läden, Bin Láden"

Original Song Title:

"Military Marching Cadence (Sound Off)"

Original Performer:

Traditional Army

Parody Song Title:

"Bin Läden, Bin Láden"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Originally a parody of the typical military marching chant,
the rhythm was altered to give it its own flavor. Best when shouted.
Updated upon the capture of Saddam Hussein.
[ Our hearts go out to the victims of the disasters of September 11, 2001,
the soldiers fighting in Iraq and to all their families and friends. ]
1: Bin Läden, bin Láden: better watch who you've been hating.
You don't want us in your own small world,
but you ain't seen nothing yet.

2: Bin Láden, bin Läden: better watch where you'll be hiding.
Sweet dreams when you go to sleep each night,
'cause you might just wake up dead.

BRIDGE:
Osama, you moron: did you think that we'd just snore on?
Maybe you would like that we'd just play nice
and not use our jets and tanks?

Osama, Osama: did you ask for all this drama?
Don't you realize all your suicides
are depleting all your ranks?

3: Bin Läden, you coward: Pentagon and World Trade towers.
You got much more than you bargained for,
but you ain't seen nothing yet.

4: Bin Láden, you butcher: Did you start to miss the pressure?
Now we've caught Saddam, it's your turn again
and you might just lose your head.
Yeah, you might just lose your head.
Yeah, you might just lose your head.

CODA:
"Sound off: 1, 2 ... "
© 2001,3 MICK TERRY
MickTerry.com

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 14

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Joelle - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this...the first ever parody of a military song I've seen. 5's.
Geordo - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Who is Bin Lon? Why didn't you write "Bin Laden"?
... - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I bet the box is supposed to represent some unicode character.
gi jane army pride - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
wow you cant even march to it it is funny but all this making fun of him might make him made
Woodie Hills - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Really liked the 'drama' rhyme.

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