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Song Parodies -> "Employ me a Girl (The Hooters Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"Joy to the World"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Employ me a Girl (The Hooters Lament)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I'm sure many horny teens are shouting, "Joy to the world!!!" in strip bars all over the world
Employ me a girl
Or else I'm done
Let her release her things
Let every guy adjust his view
Get rowdy and women scream
Get rowdy and women scream
Get rowdy, Get rowdy and women scream

Employ me that girth, and I am saved
Women needed!!! Employ!!!
With drool that floods
Rocks, and Hills get praise
Repeat the stripping joy
Repeat the stripping joy
Repeat, Repeat!!!
The stripping joy!!!

Let pervert grins, and boob jobs grow
It's porn, obsessed with mounds
He comes to make His dressings flow
Flirt babes who're bending down
Flirt babes who're bending down
Flirt babes, Flirt babes who're bending down

I rule these girls, with paycheck pace
Hire sluts who're disease proof
The stories of their perkiness
I'll pay to share their love
I'll pay to share their love
I'll pay to share their love
I'll pay, I'll pay to share their love
I'll pay, I'll pay to share their love

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Stephen aka Step-chan - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sex sells, 555, very naughty. =)

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