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Song Parodies -> "Nasty Patrolman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty The Snowman"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Nasty Patrolman"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

nasty patrolman...was a man without a soul
with a daily gripe...and a fuse that blows
and two eyes like empty holes

nasty patrolman...is a vicious cop, they say
he was cold as snow...and his hatred grows
he will come unglued one day

his early life was tragic
and no peace was ever found
the other kids beat on his head
and they pushed the lad around

nasty patrolman...was as mad as he could be
and he knows someday...he will make them pay
he's insane, as you can see

nasty patrolman...saw suspicious types one day
though, they tried to run...he pulled out his gun
and he blew those men away

bound to cause carnage...with that pistol in his hand
runnin' here and there...and you'd best beware
he will kill you if he can

he terrorized the whole damn town
he pulled out all the stops
but he finally stopped a moment
when surrounded by the cops

nasty patrolman...ended up with the last say
cause he said goodbye...raised his gun up high
and he blew himself away

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AFW - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Love Frosty...hate cops...good story..fives
Red Ant - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good Alvin. I had an idea for this song called "Candy The Crack Whore", it's yours if you want it.
carol - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant! 555
John Barry - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Nasty head-hole man. Great job on "Frosty." 5s
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW red ant carol and john
Dee Range - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Suicide by cop...love it. 5's

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