Knock them senseless knock them out
Give them such a beating
Pluck them, stuff them, cook them now
Done for christmas eating
Say goodbye to birdy friends
For festive tradition
Rich or poor no matter which
Turkey, goose or pigeon

Farmers all, earn more money
Fed coops, better selling
Plumper pheasant, more for me
Whilst those hens are swelling
Plates piled up with sweet poultry
Before carving be-gan
Christmas feasts of all white meats
Tough luck if your ve-gan

Cranberry, mustard, apple sauce
Different types of basting
Let that chicken seem less fowl
And satisfy your tasting
Therefore all you folks be sure
Don't fill up on beer
Clear your plates, you won't be forced
To leftovers all year!!!