Oh give me a home
Where the prostitutes roam
And the gangs and the drug dealers play
Where often are heard
The B, F and S words
Cause the cops are on duty all day

Home home in L.A.
Where the gangs and the drug dealers play
Where often are heard
The B, F and S words
Cause the cops are on duty all day

L.A. is the place
To see a high speed chase
Where some idiot speeds down the road
And after the crash
The police find a stash
In the trunk - a few dozen kilos

Home home in L.A.
Where the johns and the prostitutes play
Where often are heard
The B, F and S words
Cause the cops are on duty all day

Smelling like weed and hops
You've been chased by the cops
From the bar into downtown L.A.
But still it resounds
The words "GET ON THE GROUND!"
But you smile and show them your bootay

Home home in L.A.
Where the speeding mad fugitives play
Where often are heard
The B, F and S words
Cause the cops are on duty all day