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Song Parodies -> "99 Bottles of 'Shine On The Wall"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles Of Pop On The Wall"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"99 Bottles of 'Shine On The Wall"
Parody Written by:
Scathe
The Lyrics
Is this the ultimate drinking parody? You decide.
BARFLY:
99 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 99 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
98 bottles of 'shine on the wall
98 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 98 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
97 bottles of 'shine on the wall
97 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 97 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
96 bottles of 'shine on the wall
96 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 96 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
95 bottles of 'shine on the wall
95 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 95 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
94 bottles of 'shine on the wall
94 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 94 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
93 bottles of 'shine on the wall
93 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 93 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
92 bottles of 'shine on the wall
92 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 92 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
91 bottles of 'shine on the wall
91 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 91 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
90 bottles of 'shine on the wall
90 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 90 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
89 bottles of 'shine on the wall
89 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 89 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
88 bottles of 'shine on the wall
88 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 88 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
87 bottles of 'shine on the wall
87 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 87 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
86 bottles of 'shine on the wall
86 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 86 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
85 bottles of 'shine on the wall
85 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 85 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
84 bottles of 'shine on the wall
84 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 84 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
83 bottles of 'shine on the wall
83 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 83 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
82 bottles of 'shine on the wall
82 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 82 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
81 bottles of 'shine on the wall
81 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 81 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
80 bottles of 'shine on the wall
80 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 80 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
79 bottles of 'shine on the wall
79 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 79 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
78 bottles of 'shine on the wall
78 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 78 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
77 bottles of 'shine on the wall
77 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 77 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
76 bottles of 'shine on the wall
76 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 76 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
75 bottles of 'shine on the wall
(barfly stares vacantly)
BARTENDER:
75 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 75 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
74 bottles of 'shine on the wall
74 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 74 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
73 bottles of 'shine on the wall
73 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 73 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
72 bottles of 'shine on the wall
72 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 72 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
71 bottles of 'shine on the wall
71 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 71 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
70 bottles of 'shine on the wall
70 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 70 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
69 bottles of 'shine on the wall
69 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 69 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
68 bottles of 'shine on the wall
68 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 68 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
67 bottles of 'shine on the wall
67 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 67 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
66 bottles of 'shine on the wall
66 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 66 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
65 bottles of 'shine on the wall
65 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 65 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
64 bottles of 'shine on the wall
64 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 64 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
63 bottles of 'shine on the wall
63 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 63 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
62 bottles of 'shine on the wall
62 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 62 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
61 bottles of 'shine on the wall
61 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 61 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
60 bottles of 'shine on the wall
60 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 60 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
59 bottles of 'shine on the wall
59 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 59 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
58 bottles of 'shine on the wall
58 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 58 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
57 bottles of 'shine on the wall
57 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 57 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
56 bottles of 'shine on the wall
56 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 56 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
55 bottles of 'shine on the wall
55 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 55 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
54 bottles of 'shine on the wall
54 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 54 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
53 bottles of 'shine on the wall
53 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 53 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
52 bottles of 'shine on the wall
52 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 52 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
51 bottles of 'shine on the wall
51 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 51 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
50 bottles of 'shine on the wall
BARFLY:
50...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 50...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
49 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
49...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 49...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
48 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
48...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 48...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
47 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
47...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 47...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
46 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
46...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 46...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
45 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
45...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 45...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
44 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
44...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 44...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
43 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
43...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 43...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
42 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
42...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 42...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
41 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
41...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 41...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
40 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
40...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 40...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
39 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
39...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 39...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
38 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
38...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 38...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
37 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
37...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 37...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
36 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
36...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 36...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
35 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
35...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 35...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
34 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
34...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 34...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
33 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
33...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 33...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
32 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
32...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 32...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
31 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
31...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 31...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
30 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
30...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 30...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
29 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
29...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 29...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
28 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
28...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 28...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
27 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
27...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 27...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
26 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
26...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 26...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
25 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
25 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
24 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
23 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
22 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
21 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
20 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
19 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
18 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
17 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
16 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
15 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
14 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
13 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
12 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
10 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
9 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
8 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
7 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
6 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
5 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
4 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
3 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
2 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
(barfly dozes off and hits head on the counter)
BARFLY:
1 bottle of 'shine on the wall, uuugh, one bottle of 'shine
I'll take it down and, uuugh, drink it down
hurk!
(loud vomitting, windows breaking, tables rattling)
BARTENDER:
99 bottles of 'shine on the floor
99 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 99 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
98 bottles of 'shine on the wall
98 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 98 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
97 bottles of 'shine on the wall
97 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 97 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
96 bottles of 'shine on the wall
96 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 96 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
95 bottles of 'shine on the wall
95 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 95 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
94 bottles of 'shine on the wall
94 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 94 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
93 bottles of 'shine on the wall
93 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 93 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
92 bottles of 'shine on the wall
92 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 92 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
91 bottles of 'shine on the wall
91 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 91 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
90 bottles of 'shine on the wall
90 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 90 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
89 bottles of 'shine on the wall
89 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 89 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
88 bottles of 'shine on the wall
88 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 88 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
87 bottles of 'shine on the wall
87 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 87 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
86 bottles of 'shine on the wall
86 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 86 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
85 bottles of 'shine on the wall
85 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 85 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
84 bottles of 'shine on the wall
84 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 84 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
83 bottles of 'shine on the wall
83 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 83 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
82 bottles of 'shine on the wall
82 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 82 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
81 bottles of 'shine on the wall
81 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 81 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
80 bottles of 'shine on the wall
80 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 80 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
79 bottles of 'shine on the wall
79 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 79 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
78 bottles of 'shine on the wall
78 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 78 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
77 bottles of 'shine on the wall
77 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 77 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
76 bottles of 'shine on the wall
76 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 76 bottles of 'shine
You take one down and drink it down
75 bottles of 'shine on the wall
(barfly stares vacantly)
BARTENDER:
75 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 75 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
74 bottles of 'shine on the wall
74 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 74 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
73 bottles of 'shine on the wall
73 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 73 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
72 bottles of 'shine on the wall
72 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 72 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
71 bottles of 'shine on the wall
71 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 71 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
70 bottles of 'shine on the wall
70 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 70 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
69 bottles of 'shine on the wall
69 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 69 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
68 bottles of 'shine on the wall
68 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 68 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
67 bottles of 'shine on the wall
67 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 67 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
66 bottles of 'shine on the wall
66 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 66 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
65 bottles of 'shine on the wall
65 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 65 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
64 bottles of 'shine on the wall
64 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 64 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
63 bottles of 'shine on the wall
63 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 63 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
62 bottles of 'shine on the wall
62 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 62 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
61 bottles of 'shine on the wall
61 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 61 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
60 bottles of 'shine on the wall
60 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 60 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
59 bottles of 'shine on the wall
59 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 59 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
58 bottles of 'shine on the wall
58 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 58 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
57 bottles of 'shine on the wall
57 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 57 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
56 bottles of 'shine on the wall
56 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 56 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
55 bottles of 'shine on the wall
55 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 55 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
54 bottles of 'shine on the wall
54 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 54 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
53 bottles of 'shine on the wall
53 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 53 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
52 bottles of 'shine on the wall
52 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 52 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
51 bottles of 'shine on the wall
51 bottles of 'shine on the wall, 51 bottles of 'shine
He takes one down and drinks it down
50 bottles of 'shine on the wall
BARFLY:
50...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 50...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
49 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
49...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 49...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
48 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
48...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 48...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
47 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
47...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 47...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
46 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
46...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 46...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
45 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
45...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 45...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
44 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
44...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 44...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
43 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
43...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 43...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
42 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
42...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 42...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
41 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
41...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 41...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
40 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
40...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 40...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
39 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
39...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 39...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
38 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
38...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 38...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
37 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
37...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 37...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
36 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
36...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 36...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
35 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
35...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 35...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
34 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
34...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 34...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
33 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
33...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 33...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
32 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
32...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 32...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
31 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
31...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 31...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
30 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
30...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 30...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
29 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
29...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 29...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
28 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
28...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 28...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
27 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
27...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 27...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
26 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
26...wooooah...(hic)...good 'shine, 26...(hic)...'shine
You take one...(hic)...dang I'm thirsty!
25 bottles of...(hic)...'shine
25 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
24 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
23 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
22 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
21 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
20 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
19 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
18 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
17 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
16 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
15 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
14 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
13 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
12 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
10 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
9 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
8 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
7 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
6 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
5 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
4 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
3 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
2 bottles of...(slurs incoherently)
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!
(barfly dozes off and hits head on the counter)
BARFLY:
1 bottle of 'shine on the wall, uuugh, one bottle of 'shine
I'll take it down and, uuugh, drink it down
hurk!
(loud vomitting, windows breaking, tables rattling)
BARTENDER:
99 bottles of 'shine on the floor
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This parody just kept getting better. 5's
Isn't TOS called "99 Bottles of Beer on the wall"?
Wow Scathe, a full parody of this OS. Funny ending.
(SOTM)
(SOTM) Twas ok n kinda funny but pacing was off at th end 444
SOTM...wow. I love this idea...very original...one hell of a long song, too. =) The punchline was great!
(SOTM) Ehhh....a lot of work went into the typing....
SOTM- See above and I don't believe I ever sang this song down to the ending before.
SOTM - One day someone will come up with a way to use 99 original rhymes for this song, until then it looks like you and I will share the questionable mental state... ehhh... I mean honour of having the tenacity to do all 99 verses in a parody
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SOTM - wow....thank God for the copy+paste function. At the beginning I thought this was going to be pretty bad, but then as everyone becomes progressively more wasted, it got better. Amusing.
(SOTM) that must've taken you bloody ages to cut'n'paste'n'edit, Scathe - it pleases my sense of completeness, and that bartender seems like a nice bloke, helping him out in the middle like that
(SOTM) Scathe, get help! ;-)
(SOTM) Very original idea with a great finish...555
SOTM - I'm not sure I truly appreciate this one, but then I never appreciated the original...
What mustangjockey said. I'll bet that in the manual typewriter days before copy/paste, this parody would never have made it past the idea stage. Just a theory.
There is something "ultimate" about the idea of what it really would sound like if someone drank this much and tried to sing so I liked that concept. Better than expected.
Did you write a program to produce this? ;-) The ultimate drinking song, it may well be...
(SOTM) Kudos for it's completeness Scathe, but as a parody it didn't quite work for me. Sorry, dude.
SOTM...got better as it went...kinda like the taste of beer.
(SOTM) As has been said before, this got better by the end but it wouldn't work out loud - people would zone out somewhere in the 90s verses. Also, is this moonshine we're talking about - grain alcohol that most die-hard alcoholics couldn't finish one bottle of in a whole night? Personally, i've never been able to drink 100 shots of been (not that i've tried, i just know)
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