Song Parodies -> SUV Sue
| Original Song Title: | "Molly Malone" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "SUV Sue" |
| Parody Written by: | 2Eagle |
Dartmouth Road is located by a public school in an upscale neighborhood in Burbank and when school is in session it is SUV hell. I had been thinking of the song Molly Malone and in an instant I thought of SUV Sue late last night. Then, this morning, I went to the Burbank Farmer's Market and saw a lady parking her SUV horizontally in two parking spaces. I must have been telepathic for I met the real SUV Sue.
In Burbank's fair city,
Where traffic is s***ty,
You better watch out for Miz SUV Sue.
For she drives her behemouth,
Up and down Dartmouth,
Doing forty or sixty - many miles per hour.
Many miles per hour, many miles per hour,
Doing forty or sixty - many miles per hour.
Now her children play soccer,
She drives them all over,
The same as her mother and father before.
They drove station wagons,
While folkes in Volkswagens,
Shouted, "Road hogs, gas guzzlers get of o' the road!".
Get off o' the road, get off o' the road,
Shouting, "Road hogs, gas guzzlers get off o' the road!'.
She talked on her cellphone,
As she drove thru a school zone,
I could see from my chopper Miz SUV Sue.
I pulled up beside her,
And told her, "Pull over!",
I finally caught up with Miz SUV Sue.
Miz SUV Sue, Miz SUV Sue,
I finally caught up with Miz SUV Sue.
I had to arrest her,
She extended her finger,
As I drove my chopper past SUV Sue.
As I wrote the citation,
I sat in her wagon,
Eating tofu and sushi and drinking green tea!
Yes, drinking green tea, there's no more coffee,
No doughnuts or danish and no more coffee.
Where traffic is s***ty,
You better watch out for Miz SUV Sue.
For she drives her behemouth,
Up and down Dartmouth,
Doing forty or sixty - many miles per hour.
Many miles per hour, many miles per hour,
Doing forty or sixty - many miles per hour.
Now her children play soccer,
She drives them all over,
The same as her mother and father before.
They drove station wagons,
While folkes in Volkswagens,
Shouted, "Road hogs, gas guzzlers get of o' the road!".
Get off o' the road, get off o' the road,
Shouting, "Road hogs, gas guzzlers get off o' the road!'.
She talked on her cellphone,
As she drove thru a school zone,
I could see from my chopper Miz SUV Sue.
I pulled up beside her,
And told her, "Pull over!",
I finally caught up with Miz SUV Sue.
Miz SUV Sue, Miz SUV Sue,
I finally caught up with Miz SUV Sue.
I had to arrest her,
She extended her finger,
As I drove my chopper past SUV Sue.
As I wrote the citation,
I sat in her wagon,
Eating tofu and sushi and drinking green tea!
Yes, drinking green tea, there's no more coffee,
No doughnuts or danish and no more coffee.
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pretty funny. so you're on a chopper? of course, those aren't annoying. I love having to roll up my window to hear the freakin radio and have a conversation. Oh, and cops that arrest people for flippin' em off, that's a treat I can't get enough of. Three Fives! One Finger! peace.
2Eagle - Too true! 5's...reminds me of this story I got in an e-mail the other day: A man isbeing tailgated by an aggressive woman driver. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He quickly stoped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof & horn, vulgarities flying forth. Still in mid-rant, hears a voice at her window, turns and is looking at a very serious police officer. He makes her get out arrests her, takes her to the station. She gets searched, printed, photo'd, booked and put in a cell. After a couple of hours, the cop approaches the cell and lets her out. She is shown to the front desk for her effects. Once there the officer say, "I'm very sorry for the mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and screaming vulgarities. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian-fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Was this a white SUV? I notice most wild women drivers are in white vehicles...well written.
Yes, AFW, that was a white SUV.
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