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Song Parodies -> "When Squirrels Attack"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"When Squirrels Attack"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

They hide in the trees... they make squeaky noises... They climb faster than cats... Their teeth brings fear to those who come near... DON'T TOUCH THAT SQUIRREL'S NUTS!!!
Yesterday at home, watching my TV
I get quite a shock on National Discovery
A group of squirrels beat Steve Irwin's "Crikey" guts
Because he stupidly touched their little nuts

Oh, Jingle bells, crack those shells
Go, small squirrels, go!
Bite that guy's leg or higher
Until he cries "Yee-ow!"

Then one fine good day, skiiing in the snow
I met a furry squirrel, he dresses up like Rambo
I said my "Howdy do?", he greeted me back
And then he call all his friends and commanded an attack!

Whoa! Jingle bells, what the hell?
Why do they attack?
Maybe it's because
I ate their nuts for my snack

I fell down in the snow, begging for my life
But then I'd rather die, than go back to my wife
The snow is turning red, I must be really dead
That's why I'm in the hospital with stitches in my head

Oh, Jingle bells, ding dong bells
I'm running out of rhymes
I'm sick of squirrels and their nuts
I'd rather eat some slime

My doctor just told me I had visitor
Then I had to fear, is it my mean father?
The visitor came in, I screamed "Aw, heck no!"
It's the Grim Reaper known as Squirrel Rambo

Jingle bells, Jingle bells
It's my funeral
Why did it have to be squirrels?
I really hate sqirrels!
Tim: When we say "nuts" we meant "Walnuts, chestnuts, peanuts, etc..."
Jim: Warning, watch out for squirrels. They're everywhere! ...Wait a second, are peanuts nuts?

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Jack DeRippa - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny. ^_^
Red Ant - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't heard the full version of this in a while but all seems correct pacing wise, and Steve Irwin getting bittin by a squirrel for handling their jewels is worth the 555. Good job Twins.

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