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Song Parodies -> "Brady Twins' Christmas Carols"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas Carols"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Brady Twins' Christmas Carols"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

Seven carols, seven parodies: Deck the Halls, Santa Claus, Rudolph, Jingle Bells, Let It Snow, Jingle Bell Rock, and Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree!
Fill the cups with expired honey
Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tis the season to be funny
Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Now we're now some gay a' fellas
Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Stroll to the ball like Cinderella
Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

You better watch out, we're not gonna lie
You better not freak we're telling ya why
Brady Twins are coming this way
We hear you when you're laughing
We know that you are pissed
We know that you sneer or hiss
Well sorry! We like your sis (not true!)

Simon, the cow-faced moron
Had a very dirty suit (Like a black grease)
And if you ever saw him
You might even say he's cute (April Fool!)
And all the other singers
He used to call them names (Like hooker dude)
They never let poor Simon
Joining any singing games (Like Monopoly)
Then one ugly concert eve
Seacres came an' say (You're fired!!!)
"Simon with your 'tude so tight,
Won't be my date tonight?" (Gasp! He's gay!)
But Simon paunched him
As the audience shout with glee (Booooo!)
Simon, the cow-faced moron
You are some guy in history! (Like Hitler!)

Jingle Bells! Bloody yells! Halloween all night!
Oh, what fun it is to go out on tasty, meaty bite! Ouch!

Oh the movie we watch is frightful
But the food is so delightful
And since we've no game to play
Let us stay! Let us stay! Let us stay!

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
Gentlemen swing and Lady gals sing
Now men are blowing up their skirts for fun
Now the argument has begun

Flying around the dojo room
Have a kick-butt kung fu day
Enemies will fear us soon
In our cool ninjitsu way
In our cool ninjitsu way!!!
Merry Christmas! Happy Halloween! April Fool!

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