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Song Parodies -> "Alopecia"

Original Song Title:

"Alouette"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Alopecia"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Okay, okay, so some of these guys shave(d) their heads...but the end result is still the same as the end result of the medical condition "alopecia" ...
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

Takin' hair from Donald Trump,
Fakin' hair has Donald Trump!
Donald Chump,
Donald Hump!
Trump's a Rump,
Dump the Trump!
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

Takin' hair from Captain Kirk,
Fakin' hair has Captain Kirk!
Shatner-Kirk,
Fatner-Kirk!
Sulu smirks,
"He's a jerk!"
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

Patrick Stewart's head's a spot,
Where the hair is mostly not!
Hairy spot?
Mostly not!
But the girls,
Think he's hot!
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

Moby, Techno-Music-Guy,
Nothing hides him from the sky!
From the sky!
Is that why,
Eminem,
Dissed the guy?
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

Yul Brynner by some was said,
To possess a manly head!
Manly head!
Ramses head!
Smoked a lot,
Now he's dead!
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

Kojak was a T.V. cop,
Balder than a barber-strop!
Barber shop's,
Barber-strop!
Sucked a bald,
Tootsie-Pop!
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

REM has Michael Stipe,
Balder than a melon ripe!
Michael Stipe,
Melon-ripe,
Give your chrome-
-dome a wipe!
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

Smashing Pumpkins' billiard-ball,
Billy Corgan's gourd is bald!
Billiard-ball
Billy's bald!
Corgan's bald
Organ's balled!
O-o-o-o-oh!

Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!
Alopecia, balding's Alopecia!
Alopecia,
Takin' hair away!

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Kristof Robertson - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFLMBaldAO!! The best of today...wonderfully singable and just goddamn hilarious. I salute thee, JD. 555
Royce Miller - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know how you do it
Adagio - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious!!! 5's
Phil Alexander - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTD for me, JD :-) I had a feeling when you mentioned it that this was going to be a goodie.
Rick D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Between you and John Barry, we seem to learn a new word every day.
alvin rhodes - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...thanks for the smiles
John Barry - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
JD, thanks for the laughs and the education.
Rick Cormier - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
FUNNY!!! (as usual). You should get a lot of positive fallout for this one.......555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"Alopecia grievance sating..." Shear brilliance here, JD!
Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFL - esp. "Patrick Stewart's head's a spot, Where the hair is mostly not" - chortle chortle - 555
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good Johnny; Yul never guess which verse was my fave
Scathe - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
LMHO(Laughing My Hair Off)
Catch 23 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I hope it works for old ladies...I just ordered some on the web. 555
Johnny D - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody, Kristof, Royce, Adagio, Phil, Highlander, Alvin, JB, Rick Cormier, Luke, Stuart, Claude, Scathe, and Catch 23.
Phil Alexander - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
...so what's next, JD - the alopecia chorus? :-)
leo jay - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
this. is. so. good. great stuff.
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, leo jay. And thanks for the idea, Philbo ...
... - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I just read your parody of the hallelujah chorus a few minutes ago. This one's just as creative.
Johnny D - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ellipsis.
John Jenkins - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Dump the Trump indeed. From your pictures, alopecia does not appear to be one of your issues; but, even without experiencing it, you did a great job of poking fun at it.
Johnny D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, JJ.
tomario - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
baldly going where no man has gone before !!! v funny you are a genius your mad but a genius. top marks
Johnny D - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks tomario!
Ethan Mawyer - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3A - This was quite well done.
Rex - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) LOL!
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC03) Not only am I fan of Johnny D';s Bald Song, I'm also the song's Fan Club President.
Stuart McArthur - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) thorough thorough cataloguing of pretty nearly every high-profile baldy - fantastic JD (and I still love the "Where the hair is mostly not!" line)
Matthias - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) I got to hand it to you Johnny this parody takes balds...
Red Ant - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Love it! I see Tomario used my pun already... so, did you write this from the top of your head?
Arwen - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC--in spite of my dismay that you left out my favorite baldy of all time...(enter a swoon for mr. diesel)...this was great, Johnny! Lots of fun!
Max Power - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3-Great
Johnny D - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Ethan, Rex, Agrimorfee, Stuart, Matthias, Red Ant, Arwen, and Max Power!

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