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Song Parodies -> "99 Bongs of Pot on the Wall"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"99 Bongs of Pot on the Wall"

Parody Written by:

Skarlath

The Lyrics

99 bongs of pot on the wall, 99 bongs of pot!
You light one up, mouth it and puff,
98 bongs of pot on the wall

(at 75)
99 bongs of...yeah...cool...
Light one up...mouth it and...do...um...uh...puff, yeah, puff
70-something bongs

(at 50)
50bogzofpodondawal,
50bogzofpod
Lydonup, mofidanpuf,
49...*Gork* *Nauseated Noises* *Splash*
*Falls over in puke* *Friend calls ambulance*

(In the ambulance, driver and doctors)
99 bongs of pot in the car,
99 bongs of pot...
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Total Votes: 13

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Diddims - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute... I like 99 bottles of pop on the wall; it's so fun to parody!
Sweet Indigo - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Smokin'!
Bling-Bling Boy - September 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Nicely Done, Ol' Chap

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