Oh that Donald has some charm, ee i ee i o,
And with that charm he buys hotels, ee i ee i o,
With a hotel here and a hotel there
Here a Trump, there a Trump, everywhere a Trump Trump
Oh that Donald has some charm, ee i ee i o

Oh that Donald has a show, ee i ee i o,
And on that show he has to choose--meenie minie mo
An apprentice here an apprentice there
Who to fire, who to hire, who to fire-fire-fire
Oh that Donald has a show, ee i ee i o

Oh that Donald loves his land, ee i ee i o,
And on that land he loves to build, ee i ee i o,
A casino here a casino there
Here a Taj, there a Taj, tell me why'd he fire Raj?
Oh that Donald loves his land, ee i ee i o

Oh that Donald has some head, ee i ee i o,
And on that head is horrid hair, ee i ee i o,
Some believe it's his, some believe it's fake
At any rate, the big debate--is what is on his pate-pate?
Oh that Donald has some head, ee i ee i o,

Oh that Donald has some charm, ee i ee i o,
And with that charm he's won some wives, ee i ee i o,
An Ivana here and a Marla there
Insania, the mania, now he's with Melania
Oh that Donald has some charm, ee i ee i ooooh!!!