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Song Parodies -> "Oh Gannon U."

Original Song Title:

"O Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Gannon U."

Parody Written by:

Me

The Lyrics

This is for all the Gannon Students out there, that have something to complain about. ;)
"Oh Gannon U." (To the tune of, "O christmas Tree")

Oh Gannon U.
Oh Gannon U
I am one of your students
I buy your coffee
at the Ran Sac
But you won't buy
my textbooks back
Oh Gannon U
my book cost $202
Yet you'll only give me $50

Oh Gannon U.
Oh Gannon U.
Thanks for employing Edna
She makes me smile, she makes me laugh
When I am eating in the Caf
Oh gannon U
you need new food
the Caf gets old and boring.

Oh Gannon U
Can I say boo
to meal plans and GU Gold
I cannot eat when I want to,
My GU gold's out of money too
Oh Gannon U
When I want food,
You do not let me have some.

Oh gannon U
You need to do
Something about the parking
Park on the street, cuz there's no spots
And I get ticket'd by the cops
Oh Gannon U
I've gotten 2
Parking tickets this semester

Oh gannon U
U took my booze
When you busted my apartment
We'd only had a few to drink
But what was left, went down the sink
Oh Gannon U
I do hate you
For taking all my liquor.

Oh Gannon U
thanks for all you do
Event though you've ruined Greek life
We can't have fun, like we used to do.
No parties, and no mixers too
Oh Gannon U
You put the POO
In the term Party Pooper.

Oh Gannon U
I'm done with you
I've complained bout way too much
Truth be told, I'm happy here
I've lots of friends full of cheer.
0h Gannon U
I toast to you
Hope you've enjoyed my beer.

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.9

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bob - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty fuckin funny
Meredith - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
LUV IT!!! SOoooooooooooooooo TRUE!

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