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Song Parodies -> "Searching On Porn Sites"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Searching On Porn Sites"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
I'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Gotta be a member
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Only works on XP
Gotta be a member
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Need to see the webmaster
Only works on XP
Gotta be a member
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Terminates your programs
Need to see the webmaster
Only works on XP
Gotta be a member
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Vision is blurry
Terminates your programs
Need to see the webmaster
Only works on XP
Gotta be a member
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
I forgot my password
Vision is blurry
Terminates your programs
Need to see the webmaster
Only works on XP
Gotta be a member
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
And i'm up to virus 3

I'm searching on porn sites because i'm so horny
Has infected cookies
I forgot my password
Vision is blurry
Terminates your programs
Need to see the webmaster
Only works on XP
Gotta be a member
5 dollar charge!!!
Only plays in slide shows
Need flash player
This ones got spyware
Boy this porn stuff isn't for me

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How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

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D-Boz - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO!!!!! This one was damn funny...great work!! 5-5-5!!!
Mikey Boy - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks man
Peregrin - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me laugh, Oreo-man!
Mikey Boy - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
lmao waht does this have to do with oreos?

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