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Song Parodies -> "Skinny Noah"

Original Song Title:

"Shenandoah"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Skinny Noah"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

oh, skinny noah...the critters fear you
as we sway down rollin' rivers
oh, skinny noah...they won't come near you
they're afraid...they'll be filleted
because you've cried, "i'm hungry"

now, its been mis'ry...how the beasts have shivered
as we sway down rollin' rivers
we've been real cramped...there's been disorder
they're afraid...that you've lost weight
and now you've cried, "i'm hungry"

you're a wise man, but your body's fadin'
as we sway down rollin' rivers
there's oceans of water sprayin'
they're afraid...they'll be waylaid
because you've cried, "i'm hungry"

oh, skinny noah...would you dare slaughter
as we sway down rollin' rivers
you seem disturbed by all this water
they're afraid, you'll use their blade
because you've cried, "i'm hungry"

for forty days, you've starved your belly
as we sway down rollin' rivers
and although, these beats are smelly
they're afraid, that they'll be ate
because you've cried, "i'm hungry"

well, it ended well, its clear
the beasts now leave you
no more sailin' swollen rivers
skinny noah, now we must feed you
right away...you'll eat today
because you've cried, "i'm hungry"

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AFW - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
A great parody..plus a Sunday School lesson..unbeatable combination..555
John Barry - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Animals by the pair. Fives by the triplet.
Royce Miller - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
this is off the wall, Alvin--that's good
Tim Mayfield - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny. Good thing I didn't do 'Shenandoah' after all. But, umm, while it rained for 40 days, Noah was on the ark a year... Just a small idiosyncrasy most folks get wrong.
Steven Cavanagh - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice angle. That's why there were 7 sheep on the ark!
Meriadoc - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Fry up a unicorn! Nobody'll miss 'em...
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, john , royce, tim, steven and merry and no, i didn't realize noah stayed on the ark..live and learn
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
If only Noah had Triple-A. Oh well. You get Triple-5.
alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny
Leo Jay - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Twisted.

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