Song Parodies -> The Analysis Song
| Original Song Title: | "Clementine" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Analysis Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Susanna Viljanen |
As a freshman, years ago I
analysis had to do;
what I found was quite a surprise
what it was I never knew
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
Organics on second year and
synthesis was now my task:
Yes I got some stuff prepared but
it all got stuck on my flask
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
PhysChem is the thing that really
makes you scared so easily
Even basics got me fizzled -
what the heck is entropy?
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
Unit operations, that's where
finally my spirit died;
good old skill, the distillation
wouldn't succeed when I tried
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
analysis had to do;
what I found was quite a surprise
what it was I never knew
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
Organics on second year and
synthesis was now my task:
Yes I got some stuff prepared but
it all got stuck on my flask
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
PhysChem is the thing that really
makes you scared so easily
Even basics got me fizzled -
what the heck is entropy?
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
Unit operations, that's where
finally my spirit died;
good old skill, the distillation
wouldn't succeed when I tried
If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
PhysChem = physical chemistry - the thing which finally gets you to understand that you are the absolute zero...
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A witty change of pace from poo and fart songs.
I'm looking forward to seeing your bio. You get to put one on after you do 25 parodies.
Pacing limps here and there, but it's clever and not too technical for someone else who almost failed physical science to follow. 4-5-5...
Reminds me of my M.I.T. days.
Now, verse three I can really relate to...
I feel your pain. Just spent two weeks working on something only for all the results to conclude my samples are unusable. Sigh. Well, that's biology for you. And organic chemistry... sigh...
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