-> "Will Her Hymen Be Unbroken"
Original Song Title:
"Will The Circle Be Unbroken"
Parody Song Title:
"Will Her Hymen Be Unbroken"
The Lyrics
i was standing in the churchyard
cause it was my wedding day
then i saw my bride come strollin'
with her daddy to give her away
will her hymen be unbroken
when i pry, lord, when i pry
i'll be bitter, if she's gapin'
when i try, lord, when i try
i know several tried to love her
hope her virtue has been saved
will her goods be tight and narrow
or be wider than a cave
will her hymen be unbroken
when i pry, lord, when i pry
i'll be bitter, if she's gapin'
when i try, lord, when i try
we went back home...we start to kiss some
in a minute, she was prone
and in another, i was tryin'
lord, the truth will soon be known
will her hymen be unbroken
when i pry, lord, when i pry
i'll be bitter, if she's gapin'
when i try, lord, when i try
i broke the seal of her girlhood
i had faith here all along
of the others, she's the tautest
cause her morals were so strong
yes, her hymen was unbroken
when i pried, lord, when i pried
its not beat up or misshapen
its not wide, lord, its not wide
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