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Song Parodies -> "Will Her Hymen Be Unbroken"

Original Song Title:

"Will The Circle Be Unbroken"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Will Her Hymen Be Unbroken"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i was standing in the churchyard
cause it was my wedding day
then i saw my bride come strollin'
with her daddy to give her away

will her hymen be unbroken
when i pry, lord, when i pry
i'll be bitter, if she's gapin'
when i try, lord, when i try

i know several tried to love her
hope her virtue has been saved
will her goods be tight and narrow
or be wider than a cave

will her hymen be unbroken
when i pry, lord, when i pry
i'll be bitter, if she's gapin'
when i try, lord, when i try

we went back home...we start to kiss some
in a minute, she was prone
and in another, i was tryin'
lord, the truth will soon be known

will her hymen be unbroken
when i pry, lord, when i pry
i'll be bitter, if she's gapin'
when i try, lord, when i try

i broke the seal of her girlhood
i had faith here all along
of the others, she's the tautest
cause her morals were so strong

yes, her hymen was unbroken
when i pried, lord, when i pried
its not beat up or misshapen
its not wide, lord, its not wide

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Total Votes: 11

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Johnny D - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
YAY-YES! 5's
John Barry - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
A-hy-men!
Ashkicksass - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I was speechless until I saw John's comment...then I was LingMAO...This is a lovely tribute, Al.
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, alvin. Hy 5's
alvin rhodes - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, johnny, hohn, ash and dee...don't you love stories with happy endings
Kristof Robertson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeez Looweez, Al!!! Very funny, but don't let the PC Cops get ya!! :-) 555
Rick D - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
There's an old joke that "fits". Q. What do you have to know to teach a dog tricks? A. More than the dog. You figure it out.
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
555, just for sneaking past the censors.
alvin rhodes - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks , all, for checkin' it out...
Billy Florio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Just for the the greatness of that title alone...excellent
Meriadoc - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
The country hymn flavor of the original fit this to a T. Excellent job.
alvin rhodes - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks billy and merry...glad you enjoyed

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