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Song Parodies -> "Zonked"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Zonked"
Parody Written by:
Diddims
The Lyrics
If actual drinking is involved... it isn't truly original; I just wanted to have a bit of fun with it.
99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer on the wall,
98 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around(- but mommy, I don't like beer! -shut up!)
97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down an-(*CRASH!!!* Aw shit!)
74 bottles of beer on the wall
74 bottles of beer on the wall,
74 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around(-What to do with this mickey?)
73 bottles of beer on the wall
73 bottles of beer on the wall,
73 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around,
72 bottles of beer on the wall
— Later—
49 bottles of *hic* on the wall,
49 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and...uuuhhh...(*CRACK* *CRASH!!!!!*)
muhmuhmmmbbbptpt...
22 bottles of beer on the wall
22 bottles of beer/ What is the point of this song?
Ya take one down and pass it around
21 bottles of beer on the wall
21 bottles of beer on the wall,
21 bottles of beer/ I cannot hold myself up...
Ya take one down and pass it around...
Hey Roger, you're kinda cute... c'mere!
99 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer on the wall,
98 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around(- but mommy, I don't like beer! -shut up!)
97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down an-(*CRASH!!!* Aw shit!)
74 bottles of beer on the wall
74 bottles of beer on the wall,
74 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around(-What to do with this mickey?)
73 bottles of beer on the wall
73 bottles of beer on the wall,
73 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around,
72 bottles of beer on the wall
— Later—
49 bottles of *hic* on the wall,
49 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and...uuuhhh...(*CRACK* *CRASH!!!!!*)
muhmuhmmmbbbptpt...
22 bottles of beer on the wall
22 bottles of beer/ What is the point of this song?
Ya take one down and pass it around
21 bottles of beer on the wall
21 bottles of beer on the wall,
21 bottles of beer/ I cannot hold myself up...
Ya take one down and pass it around...
Hey Roger, you're kinda cute... c'mere!
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Not again!
jonny says I like this one.
Ha ha. Made you look!
Ha ha. Made you look!
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