99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall

98 bottles of beer on the wall,
98 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around(- but mommy, I don't like beer! -shut up!)
97 bottles of beer on the wall

97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down an-(*CRASH!!!* Aw shit!)
74 bottles of beer on the wall

74 bottles of beer on the wall,
74 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around(-What to do with this mickey?)
73 bottles of beer on the wall

73 bottles of beer on the wall,
73 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and pass it around,
72 bottles of beer on the wall

— Later—

49 bottles of *hic* on the wall,
49 bottles of beer,
Ya take one down and...uuuhhh...(*CRACK* *CRASH!!!!!*)

muhmuhmmmbbbptpt...

22 bottles of beer on the wall
22 bottles of beer/ What is the point of this song?
Ya take one down and pass it around
21 bottles of beer on the wall

21 bottles of beer on the wall,
21 bottles of beer/ I cannot hold myself up...
Ya take one down and pass it around...
Hey Roger, you're kinda cute... c'mere!