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Song Parodies -> "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Parody Written by:

Anonymous

The Lyrics

Zero to zonked...
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

(at 75)
75 bottles of *braap* beer on the *hic*...uh...wall...
7*hic* bottles of *groop*
You *hic* ...take...take one down and...and...somethin'
74 ... somethin'...of... of... stuff...

(at 50)
Fivybalzaberonawa...
Fivyba...awa...
Yataykwunda...*hork**splash*
Sweet Jesus! Why are those olives looking at me?

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 10

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EmiLoca - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a clever idea, although I did see it suggested on one of the coments posted on another 99 Bottles parody. If that's where you got the idea, please credit them so you don't get flamed to death.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You got this from Dude1043, or whatever he calls himself. Like Emi said, if you're going to steal someone's idea, at least credit them for it. Maybe this is what's going to follow the Uranus trend back in March. Is everyone going to make "99 bottles of beer on the wall" alcoholic songs all ths month?? And if so, will I be able to counterattack it with my own stuff, like I did with my song "Mianus" during the last trend?? Find out, on tommorrow's episode of "AmIRight Drama"!! *short violin bit*
neminem - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice. *Infinitely* funnier than the first one... which gives me an idea that I should write an infinitessimal fraction of the old math song, "Aleph null bottles of beer on the wall" :-).
Valdyveck - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Whatever the inspiration, true if there was one in particular, in all fairness it should be sited, but all that aside . . . it was great and funny as hell! 555!
Leo Jay - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
In fairness, it's not hard to see how more than two people could have come up with this idea independently. Besides, with all due respect, ideas are cheap -- it's all about execution.
Not the parody police - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
So are you saying that this is a plagairism? I don't know for sure if it is, I'm just asking.
zfunky1 - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
stolen idea or not.... coincidence or not... this sucks. It's not a parody at all. It's a theme performed by all teenagers the first time they get drunk with their buddies.
Not the parody police - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well if it's almost entirely verbatim from the original, then it might qualify as a plagairism.
Cheezmeister - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
oh, stop worrying about who gets credit. we are here to make each other laugh, not gain respect. i don't even know who any of you are anyuway! Great song, and it made me laugh. School's out for summa! whooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Anonymous - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I do apologize for not crediting them.
DuDe1013 - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It would only be plagirism if he used the exact words I did. It was really funny, but drunk people dont constantly hicup and burp. Thats just the way they explain druk people in cartoons. Funny, though. 3/ 5/ 4
DuDe1013 - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oah s*** I misspelled plagairism and drunk again
dobbs - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ It's OK to steal anonymous' idea. You pulled it off and he didn't. Good job.
God - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well i think it's funny, alright! lets stop paying out on each other and give it a rest...beer haters or not!
Harry Chrisnan - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
My sweet Jesus! This is the FUNNIEST parody I've seen on this site!
Alpha Skua - December 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Then you have a Hangover you go on he wagon become a tea totaler and join MADD
Mr Pheasent - February 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Then go on the wagon and never drink again your sanity is going going gone too much booze
CML - February 18, 2018 - Report this comment
You forgot the final stanza .... Foar'ee baa'los uv bee- (THUNK!!) .... crickets ......
Alpha Skua - July 09, 2018 - Report this comment
99 bottles of mad scientists formula on the wall take one down and pass it about a room for of monsters and creatures you have
Phoenix Force - July 10, 2018 - Report this comment
99 bottle of root beer on the wall,99 bottles of root beer we take one down and pass it around

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