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Song Parodies -> "12 Days Of Christmas {Baseball Fan's Dream}"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas {Baseball Fan's Dream}"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

On the twelve days of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
A World Series Championship.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Two playing teams, and a World Series Championship.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Three strikes, you're out, Two playing teams, and a World Series Championship.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Six pack of Bud.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.


On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Seven batters batting.
Six pack of Bud.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Eight bags of peanuts.
Seven batters batting.
Six pack of Bud.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Nine innings played off.
Eight bags of peanuts.
Seven batters batting.
Six pack of Bud.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.


On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Ten concession stands.
Nine innings played off.
Eight bags of peanuts.
Seven batters batting.
Six pack of Bud.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.


On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Eleven rookie players.
Ten concession stands.
Nine innings played off.
Eight bags of peanuts.
Seven batters batting.
Six pack of Bud.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
And a World Series Championship.


On the twelvth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Twelve books of baseball.
Eleven rookie players.
Ten concession stands.
Nine innings played off.
Eight bags of peanuts.
Seven batters batting.
Six pack of Bud.
FIVE GOLDEN GLOVES.
Four balls, walk,
Three strikes, you're out.
Two playing teams.
AND A WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 204

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   44
 57
 48
 
 2   14
 32
 21
 
 3   35
 36
 32
 
 4   44
 30
 52
 
 5   67
 49
 51
 

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Thomas plisken - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
crap
Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
uh huh
Johhny Badnote - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was okay.
drew - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
i thought it was CRAP really it sucked
David Chrenko - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Liked the 5 golden gloves line best. We can't all be as eloquent as Yogi Berra. Just keep on writing.
White Ant - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Geez...188 votes and only 5 comments?!?
Red Ant - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Numbers/symbols) Not much of a basebal fan or a fan of TOS, but not bad. White Ant: This parody was submitted on 2000-12-05, which pre-dated the comments feature.
Matthias - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Not a bad song at all, but insted of seven batters batting, I'd like to see the seventh inning stretch somewhere in there....
Cat - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC #s) It's all right. Not phenomenal, but all right. The "concession stands" line is kind of awkward, but that's the only real pace problem.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Numbers/Symbols) - Wow! 193! I think that's the highest number of votes I've ever seen on a parody. I know you were around back in the days... but... Gosh! Wow! Respect!!!
Johnny D - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad. After all, ya gotta have heart.
Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) very U.S.-oriented, but I can translate the feelings to cricket, STG
Jason Newsted Sullivan - November 16, 2012 - Report this comment
THIS IS BORING AS S#!T! YOU SUCK
Lynn - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I am going to use this in the Christmas parade skit. I will be taking out the 6 pack of bud. Thanks for the idea!

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