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Song Parodies -> "Crinkle Crinkle Brittle Ma"

Original Song Title:

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Crinkle Crinkle Brittle Ma"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Ode to mums with arthritis still maintaining a healthy sex life. (May be graphic,
but not in any way autobiographic!!!)
Crinkle Crinkle Brittle Ma
Ow, I shudder as you jar.
Papa loves kinky sex. Why?
Night-kinked spine and limbs, oh my!
Tingle Tingle Brittle Ma
Shower loving? Much too far!
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Your Worst Nightmare - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
5/1/1. This song is so disgusting.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Come on, we'll all be old brittle geriatrics getting involved in rheumatic fornication sooner or later. Hopefully later.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
...fornication...sick...and...wrong...
Alfredo - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't worry, everyone, I'm sitting next to the author, and just thumped him one for writing this.... you're safe.... for now
EmiLoca - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll get back to you with an intelligent comment once my disturbance level descends from this unnatural peak.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Alfredo! Are you his roommate?
Alfredo - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You're welcome =) No, we're Yr 12 classmates, but I guess that's really stretching the phrase.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! Quit fraternising with the enemy, Mo! (Alfredo's alter-alter-ego) Thanks for the support, EmiLoca!
Tibbygirl - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That was JUST WRONG. Did you ever once stop to think about the kind of mental pictures you're giving people? 5/3/3
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
No, Tibbygirl. No I didn't.

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