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Song Parodies -> "The HMO Song"

Original Song Title:

"Old McDonald"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The HMO Song"

The Lyrics

Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO
And in this plan there were some docs,
HM-HMO
With a quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.

This plan was run by a CPA
HM-HMO
The numbers all got in the way,
HM-HMO
With a cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.

Old McDonald got quite sick,
Oh no, oh no-no,
Needs a specialist real quick,
Replied his HMO
With a neigh neigh here, and a neigh neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh,
Cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.

Health care needs at ER stat,
Let's all spread the word,
McDonald needs an ER, too
But he can't get referred,
With a neigh neigh here, and a neigh neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh,
Cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO!
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Adagio - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute song!! 5's
John Jenkins - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody - great use of barnyard sounds!
Meriadoc - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever!
Billy Florio - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Billy F gives this all 5's 5, 5, 5, 5, 5
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Seconding John Jenkins, your punning of barnyard sounds was top notch. Alan Friedman wrote a song. Three 5's, three 5's Oh! And onomatopoeia rung. Three 5's, three 5's Oh! With a pun pun here and a pun pun there, Here a pun, there a pun, punishing near everyone Alan Friedman worte a song. Three 5's, three 5's Oh!
Sara - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
The song was almost as great as Jake A Ralphing's comment!

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