Song Parodies -> 12 Days (Don't Give A Crap)
| Original Song Title: | "12 Days of Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "12 Days (Don't Give A Crap)" |
| Parody Written by: | sloatead |
It's the first day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
My true love said goodbye to me
It's the second day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the third day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the fourth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the fifth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the sixth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the seventh day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the eighth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the ninth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the tenth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Whore's what I call her
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the eleventh day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
She has to pay the piper
Whore's what I call her
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
I'm over her now
She has to pay the piper
Whore's what I call her
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
My true love said goodbye to me
It's the second day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the third day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the fourth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the fifth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the sixth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the seventh day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the eighth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the ninth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the tenth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
Whore's what I call her
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the eleventh day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
She has to pay the piper
Whore's what I call her
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and I don't give a crap
I'm over her now
She has to pay the piper
Whore's what I call her
She was no lady
Might date her sister
Never really loved me
Who's she been laying
I'm not crying
Heartbreaking shrew
Lousy bitch
Some other guy
So my true love said goodbye to me
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I hope this isn't a true story, because then it would be wrong for me to be laughing this hard.
That was pretty funny
melhi, you either laugh about it, or you scream and cry. i've been thru the screaming and crying part, time to laugh.
Yeah....I've been there, too. Good job!
Right On
Hilariously heartbreaking! 555.
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That's why people on Cheaters can't control themselves
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