I've written, webbed and retired this one several times over the last nine years. It's a little different each time, because there's just so much that's ripe for the skewering on Usenet. Some of the things I remember having in this, that don't appear in this particular version are: Spill-cheeks lakking, whiners whining, gripers griping, moaners moaning, needers leeching, groupies laying, cyber layings, spouses cheating, peddies prowling, ferile children.... So, if your favorite (or former favorite) newsgroup isn't infested with one of the following vermin, just substitute something else that plagues it. For those who may be unfamiliar with "Sybil" -- she was a woman with split personalities and the line references those individuals who post to a group under several different nicks and then argue those nicks against one another in an attempt to draw the regulars into the staged battle and disrupt the group.