Song Parodies -> Menopause Is Coming Around
| Original Song Title: | "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Menopause Is Coming Around" |
| Parody Written by: | Diva |
It's a girl thing.
You'd better veg out
Have a good cry
Utter no doubt your friend is bye bye
Menopause is coming around
She's making a fist
Mone's ain't quite right
Drug store specs corrected your sight
Menopause is coming around
You bloat when you are sleeping
It's hot when you awake
Just throw away those rags for good
And enjoy the chocolate cake
so...
You'd better rock out
Estrogen buy
This could be the best part of your life
Menopause is coming around
Have a good cry
Utter no doubt your friend is bye bye
Menopause is coming around
She's making a fist
Mone's ain't quite right
Drug store specs corrected your sight
Menopause is coming around
You bloat when you are sleeping
It's hot when you awake
Just throw away those rags for good
And enjoy the chocolate cake
so...
You'd better rock out
Estrogen buy
This could be the best part of your life
Menopause is coming around
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Cute song, Diva and very good job!!
There will be less hot flashes if you stay out of the helper elfs sweat shop! ;-)
This one was 'hot and flashy' there Diva. Very good, and very original and just in time for the Christmas tunes we all love. Great job.
Those aren't hot flashes - they're POWER SURGES (that's not an original joke, I know)! Well done, Diva !
Thanks everyone! Some women feel that this is a taboo subject. It's just another passage in life, and quite normal occurance. If we are young at heart, chronological age dosen't matter that much.
Loved it! Very funny lines and a great sense of humour ya got there Diva about what could be one of lifes tougher times ...ummm not that I'm close to that or anything ;-)
A taboo topic? Really?? Wow. I didn't realize that and never would have guessed it. The women in my family have always talked about it as freely as we talk about the weather and the men in the family have not only never flinched or whinced, they've joined in the conversations with their own experiences, observations, concerns and/or questions. (It's one of the few aspects of aging I don't dread!) My mom's going through the change, now, so I'm not really to an age, yet, where I'd be the one bringing it up with friends to have discovered that they might be uncomfortable discussing it. Great job with the parody!
ummm.....Im speechless lol
Thanks, Pat, Know 1, Guy, Johnny, Smurf, Melhi & Billy. =)
Your marvelous my darling.
Wild Man- "you're" Get the grammer right lol Well done, Diva!
awesome effort Diva.. as always
Thanks wdh, I'm the one Phil keeps writing about. LOL!
Hey Chuck why can't we have >Spell Check<
Hey Chuck why can't we have >Spell Check<
Thanks to WHD, Malcolm and Static. And WM =*)
I'm 10 years old and I will tell you all my embarrassing first name if you ask. Guess who I am. German/Irish heritage! C'mon, guess! - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
5,5,5! But Diva, what state do you live in? Don't gotta tell me which town, unless you wanna.
Who is WHD? I see a person named WDH commented, but who's WHD?
Thanks for your comments TJ, and WDH
TJ, write and send your bio since you have over 25 Parodies. When I reach 25, I'll post my bio about all the things you'd like to know about me.
Sorry WDH, I typed that rather quickly. Are you a/k/a Narf. Sorry, I'm not wearing my drug store specs tonight
TJ, write and send your bio since you have over 25 Parodies. When I reach 25, I'll post my bio about all the things you'd like to know about me.
Sorry WDH, I typed that rather quickly. Are you a/k/a Narf. Sorry, I'm not wearing my drug store specs tonight
Good job Diva.
I liked it too
Excellent. Period.
WOW... I'm a bit overwhelmed! =) and happily So. Thanks for all the votes and comments!
Somehow I missed this yesterday. Good one!
Too funny! Excellent job, Diva
Thanks again=)
Hmmm... just when I thought life couldn't get any better!
lmao...perfect song, Diva!
So now it's only bills that have you grouchy once a month? Wait, that's what makes Wild Man grouchy...
I've been known to have a bad day now and then, but overall I'd say my wife and kids have been a source of my happiness and pride. So,.... what 's your excuse?
34 years of living in New Jersey.
I was going to do a parody on this subject and searched to see if anyone had already done it. Fortunately you have a bit more expertise in the area over my 17 year old male status and made a fine parody. Menstruation...mental breakdown...menopause...gee, it seems like every woman's problem begins with men!
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Even though Im not going to have menopause for a long time,Im scared about it.
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