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Song Parodies -> "Bridge of Kertch is Falling Down"

Original Song Title:

"London Bridge is Falling Down"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Bridge of Kertch is Falling Down"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Bridge of Kertch is falling down
Falling down, falling down
Bridge of Kertch is falling down
Cyka blyat Putin!

Build it up with iron bars
Iron bars, iron bars
Build it up with iron bars
Cyka blyat Putin!

Iron bars will bend and break
Bend and break, bend and break
Iron bars will bend and break
Cyka blyat Putin!

Build it up with gold and silver
Gold and silver, gold and silver
Build it up with gold and silver
Cyka blyat Putin!

Gold and silver we've not got
We've not got, we've not got
Gold and silver we've not got
Cyka blyat Putin!

Repair it with an old gas line
Old gas tube, old gas line
Repair it with an old gas line
Cyka blyat Putin!

Old gas line has been blown up,
Been blown up, been blown up
Old gas line has been blown up
Cyka blyat Putin!

Fix it with some chewing gum
Chewing gum, chewing gum
Fix it with some chewing gum
Cyka blyat Putin!

We've run out of chewing gum
Chewing gum, chewing gum
We've run out of chewing gum
Cyka blyat Putin!

Russia's now in trouble deep
Trouble deep, trouble deep
Russia's now in trouble deep
Cyka blyat Putin!

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МЗЛ - October 10, 2022 - Report this comment
What means "Suka блять" Suzanna. Lets see Cyka in Russian means "b****" and "blyat'" по русским means .. Oh that not nice, Susanna. Chuck E wont even let me post it
Peregrin - October 10, 2022 - Report this comment
Obvious title sub, glad you got to it first! Happy birthday, Mr President :)
CML - October 11, 2022 - Report this comment
I got a title sub for ya, Pip (or Susanna) From Simon and Garfunkle " Bridge Over Troubled Waters" .... "Bridge Over Azov Waters" or "Bridge Over Kerch Strait Waters"
Zen Adam B. - October 11, 2022 - Report this comment
pukin's 70th birthday gift. Now the POS is using Iranian missiles for revenge. The pukin-ayatollah-sasha-tronald Axis of Evil will be defeated, along with the Russian troll factory that give all our songs ones!

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