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Song Parodies -> "In the Kremlin, Moscow City"

Original Song Title:

"Mademoiselle d'Armentieres"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"In the Kremlin, Moscow City"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

In the Kremlin, Moscow city, parlez-vous
lived dictator who was sh1tty, parlez-vous
He had this very bright idea
"Let's annex Novorossiya"
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous

He turned his gaze to Ukraine-a, parlez-vous
opened up his mouth, saying-a:"Parlez-vous,
Let us be best friends forever,
can resolve this thing together,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous"

"Na chayu I need a little, parlez-vous
Crimea and Kharkiv whittle, parlez-vous
we need Lukhansk and Donetsk, Kherson
Mariupol and Siversk too, son"
hinky-dinky parlez-vous"

So he spoke with words deceiving, parlez-vous
"Or hot steel you will be receiving, parlez-vous"
Doves of peace were Migs pretending
red-starred murder they were sending
hinky-dinky parlez-vous

Ukrainians knew who's coming, parlez-vous
they were received with fire and gunning, parlez-vous
not with mouth but assault rifles
Javelins and Bayraktar trifles
hinky-dinky parlez-vous

Best Orc is a dead Orc lowered, parlez-vous
in hole six feet deep and covered, parlez-vous
That's the Lebensraum for raiders
attackers and all invaders
hinky-dinky parlez-vous

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.3
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 28

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 5   2

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J A Thott - October 03, 2022 - Report this comment
I guess the 13s troll must be rootin' for Pootin.

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