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Song Parodies -> "Cyka Blyat"

Original Song Title:

"If You're Happy And You Know It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cyka Blyat"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Cyka Blyat (Soo-kah blyat!) is a Russian curse, meaning "B1tch wh0re!" and implying extreme anger or frustration.
If your war is going nowhere, Cyka Blyat!
If your army is but hot air, Cyka Blyat!
if you're stuck there in quagmire
and the situation's dire
you'd be better if you swear, Cyka Blyat!

If your air force isn't flying, Cyka Blyat!
if your paras just keep dying, Cyka Blyat
if you face the rasputitsa
and your foe is one great b1tch-a
so before you begin crying, Cyka Blyat!

If your tanks they keep exploding, Cyka Blyat!
and troop morale keeps eroding, Cyka Blyat!
if Bayraktars are annoying
and the BMPs are blowing
up so keep on discommoding, Cyka Blyat!

If youre fit as only villain, Cyka Blyat
and terrorizing the civilians, Cyka Blyat!
If your country is an outcast
and you fear you can not long last
better flee now to Anguilla, Cyka Blyat!

If your war has gone now south, say Cyka Blyat!
if your country's gone bankrupt, say Cyka Blyat!
if you sadly have forgotten
your dicatorship is rotten
pack your suitcase and again say Cyka Blyat!
By voting ones, you demonstrate you are a Nazi Communist Fascist Russky Putin Troll. Cyka Blyat!

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 21

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 5   8

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Vive Ukraine - March 14, 2022 - Report this comment
A dozen Nazis and counting.
Путін Сынь (Son of a Рutin .. get the joke?) - March 14, 2022 - Report this comment
You did "Сука" correctly ... Word for whore would be Блять
Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2022 - Report this comment
I see the social nyetwork has spammed this song. Well, as they say in Polish, Do diabła z nimi. (To the Devil with them.)

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