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Song Parodies -> "You are not King of the NBA"

Original Song Title:

"The First Noel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"You are not King of the NBA"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

This is how you fail at the NBA....
You are a worst player, your manager did say,
Was to carry the ball to the basket, you're lame!
Now you better lay from the ground up
It's a cold winter's night and you are talking deep.
You FAILED You FAILED, You FAILED You FAILED,
You are not King of the NBA!
Don't look up and see your dreams
You might be going East from the west to the south
You rule the earth and you are so sad
And yet now you continued both day and night.
You FAILED You FAILED, You FAILED You FAILED,
You are not King of the NBA!
And by the light of that same game
Your injuries was caught by the light of your lame
To fight from the ground was your intent,
And you didn't follow it, now you're the worst kent!
You FAILED You FAILED, You FAILED You FAILED,
You are not King of the NBA!
Michael Jordan was not to be seen
So my friends of the foes it took its rest;
The question right now was stop or stay?
Take over the place where Jesus lay?
You FAILED You FAILED, You FAILED You FAILED,
You are not King of the NBA!
Then entered in the manager team
Fallen in the size of the conference
He offered there in his presence,
How lame that the people who were in the test.
You FAILED You FAILED, You FAILED You FAILED,
You are not King of the NBA!
Then let us all how bad you did
And the markings of what you made of a Lord
They thought you were like Michael Jordan from them
And they once know from what he has been from them.
You FAILED You FAILED, You FAILED You FAILED,
YOU ARE NOT KING OF THE NBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No puns intended fols.

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