-> "My Worst Heating Bill"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Parody Song Title:
"My Worst Heating Bill"
The Lyrics
Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill.
Boy, is this winter making me ill.
My worst heating bill, the invoice did say
That I'm using too much heat
And now I must pay.
The thermostat was high
And the installment steep.
So I shut off my Bryant
But I could not get sleep.
Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill
Boy, is this winter making me ill.
I looked at my check
And I wrote some zeros.
So I drank so much brandy
And I got frozen toes.
So I started to think
Could I get heat tonight?
I wish Santa would give me
Some cash for my plight.
Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill
Boy, how this winter is making me ill.
And I started to turn cold
'Cause the furnace shut down.
I was turning into
A hard, freezing mound.
The the heat was turned on
And I was glad again.
Now I don't have to open
My large gas oven.
Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill
Boy, is this winter making me ill.
I wish that it wasn't winter still.
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