-> "Homeless Today"
Original Song Title:
"Home on the Range"
Parody Song Title:
Oh, find me a home
Where the muggers don’t roam,
Where the rats and the roaches don’t play,
Where little is heard
Of that vulgar F word
And a siren’s not blasting all day!
I’m homeless today!
In a Bronx city shelter I stay.
If I get the means,
I will move back to Queens
Or a studio flat near Broadway.
New Yorkers now roam
‘Cause they’re tossed from their homes,
And the shelters are filled to the brim.
The rent’s too damn high!
Ask DeBlasio why.
Better yet, my ex-landlord—ask him!
We’re homeless today,
So Barack and DeBlasio pay.
(We’re) not all bums and jerks;
Some of us go to work,
But we barely make minimum pay!
The job market crashed.
Then the programs were slashed.
Our low pay and high prices don’t jibe!
That house seeks high bids
While we can’t feed our kids.
How do you expect us to survive?
We’re not all deranged
Though to you, we look dirty and strange.
If all that you heard
Was that vulgar F word,
Well, then, you try to live on chump change!
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