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Song Parodies -> "Women's Underpants"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Women's Underpants"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Malcolm suggested I "do a transy one" You could look it up.
Here I stand -- nearly snoring
This is so -- very boring
I stifle a yawn
As she goes along
Shopping for some women's underpants

Later on -- by the talcum
Could it be -- our friend Malcolm?
He's wearing a dress
For research I guess
Shopping for some women's underpants

Know it's not my business but it is wrong
All day long from store to store he goes
Bill and Mike are really not in this song
But check it out hey I said "Florios"

Something else -- this is scary
Next I see -- Pip and Merry
Not wearing a stitch
But which one is which?
Shopping for some women's underpants

The aftershock -- It's residual
I did not -- need that visual
The parody king*
Will wear a g-string
Malcolm's wearing women's underpants
Lacy frilly women's underpants
Hoochie mama women's underpants....
*Eventually

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Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Bob Rivers did the same song at some point, although the lyrics are obviously very different. Anyway...cool =)
Claude Prez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, crap. You're right Jeff--Apparently it's called "Walkin Round In Women's Underwear". I guess these things are bound to happen. Thanks for the comment.
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! I loved the 'for research I guess' line!
Royce Miller - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
It made me laugh
Billy Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
That was great Claude!..I liked how you fit me and Mike in here (and Thank God you didnt put us in the Women's underpants! lol)......the research line got me cracked up too
Peregrin - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha! Hmm....
Jeff Reuben - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It's happened to me too...when I wrote Bionic, I'd done a search on this site but spelled Alanis Mourissette's name wrong. I wrote the entire song, checked again, and came across the other version. I almost didn't post it, but the two songs were very different (as yours was from Bob Rivers), so I put it up with a disclaimer. Plus, I wanted to leave a comment other than "Good job!" or "Great song!" =)
Claude Prez - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I know what you mean about commenting; I hate just saying I liked something so usually I just vote. Thanks Jeff.
... - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I could not read this without cracking up!
Adagio - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Really funny, Claude!
Guy DiRito - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
This song was about two weeks before I started writing in this site. Glad I saw it today. It was really a hoot. Nice work Claude.
Phil Alexander - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Missed this first time round... thanks to the recent comments for bringing it to my attention - this ain't Bob Rivers' "Walking round in Women's Underwear" - every bit as good, though :-)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"How'd That Get On This Site?" Award
Bob O'Mara - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude! That parody was freakin' awesome! Great one!

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