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Song Parodies -> "Peter Had a Girlfriend"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Peter Had a Girlfriend"
Parody Written by:
Sarah Cason
The Lyrics
1. Peter had a girlfriend and she was a millionaire.
That's why he felt so awful cause he could not take good care.
And so the spooky night of fun became a true nightmare.
But the night just went on.
2. Peter's darling girlfriend had the name of Anne Doreen.
And she was the sweetest, prettiest young girl you've ever seen.
But sadly, you guys, she did die that scary Halloween.
And I know what went wrong.
3. Some kids dressed up like a ghost, and some kids like a witch.
Peter wanted to get his dear Anne right home without a hitch.
That's why he felt horrendous when the car ran in the ditch.
But that night just went on.
4. Peter got away unhurt, but his sweet Anne was killed.
And now he will sit rain or shine right near his windowsill.
Three months after this, he'll face Judge Akins with his will.
Now you know what went wrong.
That's why he felt so awful cause he could not take good care.
And so the spooky night of fun became a true nightmare.
But the night just went on.
2. Peter's darling girlfriend had the name of Anne Doreen.
And she was the sweetest, prettiest young girl you've ever seen.
But sadly, you guys, she did die that scary Halloween.
And I know what went wrong.
3. Some kids dressed up like a ghost, and some kids like a witch.
Peter wanted to get his dear Anne right home without a hitch.
That's why he felt horrendous when the car ran in the ditch.
But that night just went on.
4. Peter got away unhurt, but his sweet Anne was killed.
And now he will sit rain or shine right near his windowsill.
Three months after this, he'll face Judge Akins with his will.
Now you know what went wrong.
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