-> "Wanker Wonderland"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Parody Song Title:
"Wanker Wonderland"
The Lyrics
Prices soared, homes were booming
But off-shored-- jobs left, dooming
A buy at the height,
--We're busted tonight--
Living in a wanker wonderland
Gone away are the paychecks
Here to stay are the trainwrecks
We hear the sweet tunes
From gas-bag buffoons
Living in a wanker wonderland
In our pup tent we can suck down home brews
And remember money broker Brown--
And his no-down loan that brought the bad news
That sent us to the street in our home town
Later on we inquire
How our dream so backfired
We followed the rules
We're feelin' like fools
Living in a wanker wonderland
[ Instr break: sticks tapping smoldering trash barrell ]
On the tv boneheads yap "It's better!"
And pretend that jobs are everywhere
They have lots of fun with that dead letter--
While seniors' Wal-Mart greetings fill the air!
Upbeat news, laughs and quipping
--While your ass gets a whipping--
They'll frolic and play 'till we go away
Living in a wanker wonderland, (oooh..)
Living in a wanker wonderland, (yeah..)
Living in a wanker wonderland! (splat.)
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