O come, twitter children, show some fun for all;
To Washington haste, on the White House to call.
Obama has gifts, 'cause he's mentally bright,
To see your deep dreams with clairvoyant insight.

He's born in Hawai'i for you and for me.
Draw near by the bright gleaming klieg light to see.
In Armani clothes, looking so sleek and styled,
And sure of his changes, this president smiled.

See Harry and Nancy, who shove and despise,
Are praising with fondness and cred when he lies.
The left nerds with zeal bring regards, full of love,
While children sing loud calls for future big gov.

Kneel down and implore him for teachers' due pay;
Lift up their demands now, and praise him as they
Rejoice that a master of spin you can toast,
And join shrinking throngs hovering when he's host.