-> "Susanna's Testament"
Original Song Title:
"She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"
Parody Song Title:
"Susanna's Testament"
The Lyrics
You may get my old recorder when I die
You may get my old recorder when I die
When the Heaven will be my home
I will play a golden trombone
You may get my old recorder when I die
You may get my old guitar when I die
You may get my old guitar when I die
I'll play harp solo faster
than that lousy Stratocaster
You may get my old guitar when I die
You may get my old compass when I die
You may get my old compass when I die
Though the Pearly Gate so far is
I'll be heading for Polaris
You may get my old compass when I die
You may get my old potty when I die
you may get my old potty when I die
When I'm in the home of Holies
I'll have no more metabolies
you may get my old potty when I die
You may get my calculator when I die
You may get my calculator when I die
' Cause beyond the Constellations
Einstein'll do my calculations
You may get my calculator when I die
You may get my old computer when I die
you may get my old computer when I die
If there's knowledge I'd be needing
I'll go Book of Life a-reading
you may get my old computer when I die
You may get my old cell phone when I die
you may get my old cell phone when I die
If I need to call Saint Kathy
I'll be using telepathy
you may get my old cell phone when I die
You may get my deck of cards when I die
you may get my deck of cards when I die
When I have become a croaker
I am finished with the poker
you may get my deck of cards when I die
You may get my old bokken when I die
you may get my old bokken when I die
I'll ask Our Lord if I may go
with Saint Michael for ji-geiko
you may get my old bokken when I die
You may get my old flashlight when I die
you may get my old flashlight when I die
There's no darkness in the Heaven
Lambs shines like Sun, just times seven
you may get my old flashlight when I die
You may get my distillator when I die
you may get my distillator when I die
In the Heaven there's no fighting
we will all just drink White Lightning
you may get my distillator when I die
You may get my old bicycle when I die
you may get my old bicycle when I die
For the last kilometer
I'll drive tandem with Saint Peter
you may get my old bicycle when I die
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