Song Parodies -> Happier Birthday
| Original Song Title: | "Happy Birthday" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Happier Birthday" |
| Parody Written by: | Flash Flood |
I wouldn't sing this at an actual birthday party,but you go ahead if you want to!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Today you're one year older
So you'll die sooner!
Happy birthday to you
Blow out the candles
Now eat some cake
That'll make you fatter
And if you get fatter
You'll be uglier
Then no one will love you
So you'll die lonely
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Open up the presents
You got some sport socks
And your brother's old pants
We couldn't afford Levis
For you see,it's a recession
Everybody's losing their jobs
No one has any money
They'll die homeless
Oh,stop complaining
Don't be a whiny baby
At least you got something
The Africans don't get anything!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Do the world a favour
Go kill yourself!
(clapping sounds and cheers in the background)
Happy birthday to you
Today you're one year older
So you'll die sooner!
Happy birthday to you
Blow out the candles
Now eat some cake
That'll make you fatter
And if you get fatter
You'll be uglier
Then no one will love you
So you'll die lonely
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Open up the presents
You got some sport socks
And your brother's old pants
We couldn't afford Levis
For you see,it's a recession
Everybody's losing their jobs
No one has any money
They'll die homeless
Oh,stop complaining
Don't be a whiny baby
At least you got something
The Africans don't get anything!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Do the world a favour
Go kill yourself!
(clapping sounds and cheers in the background)
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Weird Al already did a parody of "Happy Birthday" (his parody has the same title as the OS) with a similar theme.
I already knew that,i just tought I'd make another version,THAT'S ALL!
to HOF: Yes, Weird Al did record a song with that title, but it wasn't a parody. It was an ORIGINAL song. It's completely different from the classic "Happy birthday to you..."
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