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Song Parodies -> "The Pork Barrel Polka"

Original Song Title:

"The Beer Barrel Polka"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Pork Barrel Polka"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

Here's a parody for all those wasteful liberals in the Senate who don't mind spending money, so long as it's not their own. It's funny how Democrats are only willing to drill when it's from your wallet! They're living "high on the hog" with our money!!
Add some Pork Barrel
They'll spend our money for fun
Bills with pork barrel
They'll steal your money, hun!
Causing so much peril
Now the crowds start to jeer
Yes, they want more pork barrel
Those spendthrift thugs are here

It's their party, the Democrat party
What wasteful spenders they are
And there are never any brains there
In the liberal Senate chairs

They'll spend on road enhancing
Mortgaging our future, refinancing
When they're spending money
They're really screwing our offspring

Everytime Dems hear their Obama, blah!
They bow down to their Allah - la!
They want to throw all our money away
Now they want an Ob-a-ma-holi-doo-dah-day!

There's the dumbbells on the Senate floor
That liberal agenda they've been waiting for
All those weirdos on the left wing
They're pickpocketing, grabbing your purse string

Ob-a-ma blah! Ob-a-ma blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Adding more Pork Barrel
They'll spend our money for fun
Bills filled with pork barrel
They'll steal your money, hun!
Causing so much peril
Now the crowds start to jeer
Yes, they want more pork barrel
Those spendthrift thugs are here!!
Each page of the so-called "Stimulus Bill" will cost American taxpayers over $1,000,000,000. For that price, it'd better be printed in goldleaf letters! What nasty theives they are, leaving this country bankrupt for generations!

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 14

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TR - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
How about, "They'll steal your money AND RUN"
I disagree. - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Wasteful spenders? Speak for yourself. Your parodies consist of nothing but lies.
dude - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
it's only "generational theft" when the Democrats spend money within the borders of the US. It's patriotism to spend it in a country you destroy if you're a Republican. If it's spent at all (think of all those pallets full of $100 bills that went unaccounted for).
SOTM - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Whether it's a Democrat or Republican who steals from the people, they're still wrong. And there are crooks from both Parties inside and outside the Beltway . The only difference is that the High Conservative Republicans know how to steal without getting caught because they twist the laws to their own liking by offering hush money to their underlings in order to shut their mouths, all in the name of Christianity. Dems do it, too, but they often fail and get caught.
A Person Who'd Rather Not Say His Or Her Name - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
to "Sotm": you're wrong about HCR's. You're entitiled to your opinion, though, but I disagree w/ it.
Tommy Turtle - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The truth hurts.... don't shoot the messenger. Here's my IOU for $555 -- you can collect it from my grandchildren.

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Timmy1000 - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
PI - after reading the stuff on Alvin's song and TT's comment, I had to look at yours. It is a 555; your points are right on point. It seems that nobody knows how to balance their own books any more other than to take it from someone. The La-di-da ness of the OS really goes well with your statement; it is like they don't care about who pays it back. Keep them coming.

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