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Song Parodies -> "It's Halloween"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"It's Halloween"
Parody Written by:
Terry Allan Hall
The Lyrics
My favorite holiday should have at least one carol, right?
Oh, come all ye vampyres
Snappily dressed blood suckers
Rise from your coffins now
It's Hall-o-weeen
Go for the jugular
Veins of inebriated folks
But stay away from mirrors
And Coors Light beer drinkers
Might as well have some fun, too
It's Hall-o-weeen
Oh, come all ye werewolves
Shaggy brutes who smell bad
When they are dripping wet
And on Hall-o-weeen
Terrorizing youngsters
Laden with the sugar'y treats
Like Twinkies and all Mars Bars
Sticky balls of caramel corn
We just hope you're paper-trained
It's Hall-o-weeen
Oh, come all ye zombies
Dancin' to da reggae
Might one of you be Marley, mon?
It's Hall-o-weeen
Gris-gris in excelsis
Sounds nothing quite like Elvis
It's boring laying underground
The steel-drums make a lovely sound
Baptiste don' wantcha hangin' 'round
On Hall-o-ween!
Snappily dressed blood suckers
Rise from your coffins now
It's Hall-o-weeen
Go for the jugular
Veins of inebriated folks
But stay away from mirrors
And Coors Light beer drinkers
Might as well have some fun, too
It's Hall-o-weeen
Oh, come all ye werewolves
Shaggy brutes who smell bad
When they are dripping wet
And on Hall-o-weeen
Terrorizing youngsters
Laden with the sugar'y treats
Like Twinkies and all Mars Bars
Sticky balls of caramel corn
We just hope you're paper-trained
It's Hall-o-weeen
Oh, come all ye zombies
Dancin' to da reggae
Might one of you be Marley, mon?
It's Hall-o-weeen
Gris-gris in excelsis
Sounds nothing quite like Elvis
It's boring laying underground
The steel-drums make a lovely sound
Baptiste don' wantcha hangin' 'round
On Hall-o-ween!
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A hymm for Hallowe'en. We hope you're paper trained -LOL!
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