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Song Parodies -> "A Weigh in the Bathroom"
Original Song Title:
"Away in a Manger"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A Weigh in the Bathroom"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
On looking just now before submitting discovered AFW has already used this title..... and done a better job... lol This is one of two parodies I've just done to this tune for a Christmas competition run on a UK TV morning programme recently - one of the prizes was a Wii and Wii Fit...
There's nowt that are stranger
Than folk we are told
They come in all sizes
The meek and the bold
There's thunder in some thighs
Hear claps as they sway
But the little tape measure
Won't go round all the way
Choc Fountain is flowing
We're baking cup cakes
The little tape measure
Is starting to break
I love sweets & pastries
And cream with mince pies
Though I might sigh
As they stay on my thighs
A Wii Fit's fun & pleasure
will help me on my way
Get me up and moving
Each and every day
But a weigh in the bathroom
Is something I fear
In fact I shall put it
Off till New Year!!
Than folk we are told
They come in all sizes
The meek and the bold
There's thunder in some thighs
Hear claps as they sway
But the little tape measure
Won't go round all the way
Choc Fountain is flowing
We're baking cup cakes
The little tape measure
Is starting to break
I love sweets & pastries
And cream with mince pies
Though I might sigh
As they stay on my thighs
A Wii Fit's fun & pleasure
will help me on my way
Get me up and moving
Each and every day
But a weigh in the bathroom
Is something I fear
In fact I shall put it
Off till New Year!!
c 2008 lucidlupin leebee
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Good time of the year for a carol; bad time for a weigh in.
Thanks for heading credit...very good job on this
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