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Song Parodies -> "If Young Nurses Nursed In Nursing Homes"

Original Song Title:

"Comin' 'Round The Mountain"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"If Young Nurses Nursed In Nursing Homes"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

If young nurses nursed in nursing homes, I'd go (He would go)
I'd be on that bus, and puckered, doncha' know (doncha' know)
When they came around to breast feed,
It would truly be a blessed deed
If young nurses nursed in nursing homes, I'd go (Oh, yes He'd go)

Bring it on, that second childhood, yes indeed, (Yes indeed)
Got no urge to sit and rock, and scratch, and read
Now that's what I would call care giving,
And some real assisted living,
If young nurses nursed in nursing homes, I'd heed, (With speed!)

If men could get hard in hardwares, I could save, (He could save)
All the money for Viagra that I gave, (that He gave)
There'd be males around all over,
Just like humpy time for Rover
If we could get hard in hardwares, I could save..

If young nurses nursed in nursing homes, I'd call (He would call)
There's no rooms?..just put my bed out in the hall, (In the hall)
I could pitch Lactaid for breast milk,
Doctors say it is the best milk
If young nurses nursed in nursing homes, I'd call

Sign me up, I'll walker, wheelchair, even crawl...

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alvin - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious.....my fave of the day
John Barry - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Crawling across the floor, onto which I fell from laughing.
Ann Hammond - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh dear
AFW - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, and Ann..Oh oh..I see a nurse "1"ed me..a "2 " would have been more fitting
AFW - October 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dr. Music
UnKnownVotress - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, you certainly were busy, Lord AIR' !Careful sir, or someone may indeed "push your bed " out the door !

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