Song Parodies -> Hanky Noodle
| Original Song Title: | "Yankee Doodle" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hanky Noodle" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Hanky Noodle is a pasta
Livin' on the store shelf
Till a lady buys his bag
And takes it home for herself
Hanky Noodle - wiggles out
From the bag, with toilin'
But his friends go sliding down
Into the water, boilin'
Hanky thinks, what can I do?
Wheels in his brain are turning
He hops up on the stove top, fast
blows out the gas flame burning
Hanky Noodle tells his pals
"Jump out, shake off the water,
Follow me and we'll escape..
Outsmart this devil's daughter!"
Down the stove, across the floor,
They scamp with Hanky leading
So afraid they might get caught
Loud, pasta hearts are beating
Hanky Noodle hides them all
Safely in a corner
'Cept for one bad pasta rat
Who sneaks on back to warn her
Hanky Noodle gives fast chase
Outruns the would-be snitcher
Knocks him on his noodle butt
Right by the water pitcher
Hanky Noodle saves the day
Hanky is a hero
Noodles now are safe back home
In aisle sixteen, the "B" row..
Hanky Noodle saves the day,
Hanky is a hero
Noodles now, are safe back home
In aisle sixteen, the "B" row..
Livin' on the store shelf
Till a lady buys his bag
And takes it home for herself
Hanky Noodle - wiggles out
From the bag, with toilin'
But his friends go sliding down
Into the water, boilin'
Hanky thinks, what can I do?
Wheels in his brain are turning
He hops up on the stove top, fast
blows out the gas flame burning
Hanky Noodle tells his pals
"Jump out, shake off the water,
Follow me and we'll escape..
Outsmart this devil's daughter!"
Down the stove, across the floor,
They scamp with Hanky leading
So afraid they might get caught
Loud, pasta hearts are beating
Hanky Noodle hides them all
Safely in a corner
'Cept for one bad pasta rat
Who sneaks on back to warn her
Hanky Noodle gives fast chase
Outruns the would-be snitcher
Knocks him on his noodle butt
Right by the water pitcher
Hanky Noodle saves the day
Hanky is a hero
Noodles now are safe back home
In aisle sixteen, the "B" row..
Hanky Noodle saves the day,
Hanky is a hero
Noodles now, are safe back home
In aisle sixteen, the "B" row..
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Farce, Great parody for the 4TH. You really used your noodle on this one. We're fresh out of noodles - pasta the potatos. Have a happy and safe holiday!
lmao...this is sublime....i could envision the whole thing....one of your funniest ever and that is really saying something
Hee hee - very surreal. From the title I thought it was going to be about snot! :-O
Thanks to Guy...alvin, and Meriadoc...and happy Fourth to you three...
Did the canneloni do the same?
2E - No, the canneloni did not get the chance to do the same. Unfortunately, if you recall the first Godfather movie when Pauley got whacked Peter Clemenza told the hit man while standing outside the car that the hit took place in and the body was behind wheel in the the driver's seat said to the hitman, "Leave the gun, take the canneloni". Alas, I think the canneloni were devoured by Clemenza's old lady who told him before he left for the hit that he better not forget to pick up the canneloni . Clemenza knew better than to tick off the old lady.
he he
Sir, L' Air de Farce, on the surface this write appears harmless . . . but what is it about " the B row " ? ? Could this a 'code' word for a size of underThings, Sir ??
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