-> "If Obama'd Race At NASCAR"
Original Song Title:
"The Yellow Rose Of Texas"
Parody Song Title:
"If Obama'd Race At NASCAR"
Parody Written by:
Aiirfarcewon@aol.com
The Lyrics
Well, Barack's rolled over "Hill'ry"
He's cruisin' down the road
But he still has some problems
Like West Virginia showed
Them good old boys are hold-outs
Might need a little goose..
And that's why I'm suggesting
This plan I introduce..
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He'd get the redneck vote
He could win with a fast car
The vic'try flag he'd tote
They'd flock to his side, the workin' class
Dump old John in the moat..
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He could grab that redneck vote..
He should move into a trailer
Buy a real nice double wide
Dump hoops and play some horseshoe
Eat green tomatoes fried
Maybe build himself a moonshine still
And jug some down his throat
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He could win the redneck vote
Ought'a show up at the opry
Pluck a guitar, sing a song
Wear a white suit with rhinestones
Praise Charley Pride real strong
Drive a nice Ford F150 truck
Snag catfish from a boat..
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He would win the redneck vote
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
Couldn't lose that redneck vote
(Yeah, Boy!!)
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